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“Beacon County Sheriff's Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”“Oh thank god!”
“Stiles?”
“I, uh, I need some advice.”
“Advice?”
“Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”
Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”
“That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”
“Stiles...what are you doing right now?”
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Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.
Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.
But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.
Or even know who Derek was.
But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!
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17 Feb 2026
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Derek breaks his leg, and who else does he go to for help but Stiles?
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17 Feb 2026
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Stiles Stilinski has just been created a magician, like his mother before him and her father before her, but now he's a little bit at loose ends. So at the suggestion of his mentor Deaton, he takes a position with a very young alpha werewolf, Derek Hale, to protect his pack while he heads into the city in search of a mate. That the stern Derek would be displeased by Stiles's unorthodox methods (wolves training with hunters? unheard of!) is to be expected. That Derek would start looking a little closer to home for his mate is more of a surprise.
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- Part 1 of TWBB
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14 Feb 2026
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Stiles’ Jeep grinds to a halt, he sees someone running through the rain, he's not expecting it to be Derek. He's not expecting a Derek without any memories either, or an Alpha pack that's coming for all of them. He probably should've, because lately nothing goes the way he expects.
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11 Feb 2026
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Stiles' life is slowly falling apart and no one really seems to be noticing. His best friend is chasing the ghost of his ex's grandfather, his Dad is working himself to an early grave and Lydia Martin, the love of his life, has run off into the sunset forever. Then one day he meets a mysterious woman in a white coat and his life begins to slide onto a different path.
Can he mend his broken relationships? Can he save his friends from the threat of the alphas? And can he work out why the hell Derek Hale won't leave him alone?
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- Part 1 of Three Times a Lady
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09 Feb 2026
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Actions Speak Louder than Words by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
22 Jan 2020
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“I apologize.” The cop finally looked back up at his face, seeming thrilled. “It’s just—it’s been so long. And we finally have you.”
That was a bad word. Not found.
Have.
Stiles wrenched his hand free and took a step back, but before he could even think up a gameplan, he felt a prick in his neck and jerked away, reaching up to slap one hand against it and twisting in the same moment.
One of the others had come up behind him while he hadn’t been paying attention, and his vision began to swim even as his eyes caught sight of the half-empty syringe the guy was holding.
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03 Feb 2026
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Stiles slumped against the wall. “Barely. And you owe me. You owe me like crazy.”
Derek stretched his leg under the table, testing for twinges and aches. It seemed alright for his kneecap having been shattered by a wolfsbane bullet a few hours ago. Yeah, he could do this. Stiles was right. Derek owed him.
He stood up and walked towards Stiles, letting a bit of predator into his movements.
Sometimes the chase was almost as fun as the reward.
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31 Jan 2026
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Is the past even worth remembering?
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14 Jan 2026
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He doesn't know his name, he doesn't know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he's on the run with. But he's pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.
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14 Jan 2026
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Stiles is tied up and gagged for pack training purposes and Derek decides to have a little fun with a (finally) quiet Stiles.
PWP.
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- Part 2 of Reckless Serenade
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14 Jan 2026
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It is 100% against Beacon Hills Sheriff’s Office policy to allow two officers engaged in a romantic relationship to be partners. It is also 100% accurate that no one else on the force can last more than three days in a car with Stiles without begging for either a ball gag or the sweet release of death.
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- Part 2 of Derek Hale: Werewolf Cop
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14 Jan 2026
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Stiles is yanked up to his feet so fast that his world spins and his shoulder aches and he’s a second from screaming police brutality! when he gets a good look at the cop’s face.
Holy shit. Stiles was just tackled to the ground by a fucking underwear model with a badge.
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- Part 1 of Derek Hale: Werewolf Cop
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14 Jan 2026
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Stiles is mortally wounded, and Derek gives him the bite to save his life. Stiles' new werewolf senses allow him to smell his Alpha in a whole new way.
**Editing to add some amazing cover art by sa_brina86
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02 Jan 2026
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A college AU with strippers, crime bosses, and a mystery to solve.
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01 Jan 2026
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Uncle Peter’s spent years regaling Derek with tales of his time as President of the Alphas. Derek’s paid close attention, because Peter’s stint as President is a pretty comprehensive guide on ‘How to Successfully Run a Fraternity into the Ground,’ so Derek plans to do the opposite of what Peter did.
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A Derek POV to There is a Brotherhood. In which Derek's life is hard.
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- Part 2 of The Noble Tie That Binds
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19 Dec 2025
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So far, college has taught Stiles three things:
1) Eight am classes are cruel and unusual and should be avoided at all costs, even if it means having to enroll in something truly hideous instead, like Econ 101.
2) Dorm security is just as tight as Stiles’ orientation leader had promised it would be, and the dude guarding Scott’s dorm in particular does not respond well to bribes.
3) Mrs. McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.
Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott start a prank war with Derek Hale's fraternity.
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- Part 1 of The Noble Tie That Binds
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17 Dec 2025
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Derek falls into a deep depression after his pack leaves him. Stiles is the only one he lets in.
Stiles doesn’t ask about all of the mirrors in the house, or why some of the glass shards on the floor are edged with blood. He just kisses knuckles already healed, because the damage goes so much deeper than skin.
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02 Dec 2025
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There's a unicorn in Beacon Hills. A fricken' unicorn. In fricken' Beacon Hills, California. And it turns out that unicorns aren't drawn towards virgins in a happy-go-lucky let-me-lay-my-not-at-all-metaphorical-horn-in-your-lap way. No. They kill them. And guess who's the only virgin idiotic enough to get sucked into the Beacon Hills supernatural scene? Stiles, that's who.
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01 Dec 2025
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Ain't Nothing so Good as the Cake and Eating it by sofonisba_found for Swing Set in December (swing_set13)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
27 Sep 2012
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Derek thinks he's doing alright in life, with his family at his side and a job he loves. Despite his family's concerns he remains adamant that he doesn't need a mate, afraid to take the risk of letting anyone close enough to try to hurt his family again. That is until he realizes that his true mate has been right under his nose for years, and that now through his inaction he may lose him.
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23 Nov 2025
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“Derek,” Stiles groans. “You have me. You’ve always had me, you absolute moron, how many physically impossible feats of life-saving heroics do I have to perform before you get it?”
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19 Nov 2025