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    Captain Anthony J. Crowley would consider himself content with his life. He has a beautiful ship, a competent crew, and a job that gives him more freedom than most but when raiding a loyalist vessel, an unclaimed omega is offered up.

    Navigator Aziraphale Eastgate would not consider himself content with his life, but he is trying. He's sure the famed Nutter Treasure will help if he can just get this crew of privateers to actually listen to him, but it's difficult being an unclaimed omega. It's especially difficult when one is offered to an alpha pirate.

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    Clarke really didn't mean to fall for the stupid angel.

    Bellamy knows he shouldn't be doey-eyed for a demon.

    Armageddon and babysitting the antichrist really don't help things.

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    29 Dec 2024

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    The story that inspired me to watch Good Omens get my heart fully broken by the ending and got into a fandom that I ADORE with all my heart.

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    Score one for Anathema and her auras, then, because if Dr Eastgate - Aziraphale - isn’t gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide, then Crowley is a red-bellied black snake.
    “Ngk,” Crowley says, and suddenly hopes that Newt is not in fact taking notes like Anathema told him to, because they’d probably say 'Crowley is gaping like an idiot and seems to have swallowed his own tongue.'

     

    Welcome to Tadfield Zoo, home to hundreds of exotic and unusual animals.
    But we're not interested in those.
    Not when so much more is going on behind the scenes...

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    01 Dec 2024

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    A very cute story! Minimal angst and LOVELY smut haha

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    In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)

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    Lovely delicious angst!

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    The Second Coming is at hand, and it’s going to be brutal. Aziraphale needs Crowley’s help to stop it. He finds Crowley gone to ground in a small town in the American Midwest. This is the story of that meeting, retold six times under six different assumptions:

    1. Coffee Theory: What if the Metatron drugged Aziraphale’s coffee?
    2. Sincerely Held Belief Theory: What if Aziraphale sincerely believed he could make Heaven a better place by taking the Supreme Archangel job?
    3. Coercion Theory: What if the Metatron threatened to destroy Crowley unless Aziraphale took the Supreme Archangel job?
    4. Lie Theory: What if Aziraphale deliberately tried to drive Crowley away, trying to keep him safely away from Heaven and the Metatron?
    5. Body Swap Theory: What if Crowley and Aziraphale swapped bodies during the kiss, so that Crowley infiltrated Heaven?
    6. Time Stop Theory: What if Crowley stopped time during the Final Fifteen, so they had enough time to talk it out and formulate a plan?

    (Plus: a soft epilogue.)

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    05 Aug 2024

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    This fic is a very crucial crutch in my attempt at keeping mental peace after watching The Final Fifteen