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There was one thing that Craig Tucker knew with absolute certainty.
He hated Tweek Tweak.
OR Soulmate AU
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01 Feb 2026
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Tweek was supposed to be researching artifacts. Abandoned Ruins. An ancient civilization in the Andes.
He was an archeologist, damn it.
A living, breathing society was never part of the deal.
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11 Dec 2025
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Sex, alcohol, and partying with friends, what more could a recent high school graduate want?
Tweek and Craig are childhood best friends. Tweek has been in love with Craig for as long as he can remember, but a casual summer fling with no strings attached will ultimately decide the fate of their friendship.
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07 Dec 2025
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The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.
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07 Dec 2025
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Hua Cheng crouches down in front of the jam selection and is lost in thought, until a soft touch against his thigh startles him. There’s a small, pudgy hand clutching at his pants.
“Hello?” Hua Cheng looks at the small, curly child and can’t suppress a smile.
“Noods.” The kid says, voice quiet but sure.
“Okay.” Hua Cheng lets out a laugh.
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Xie Lian has three kids, two jobs and not a minute to spare.
Hua Cheng has no kids, lots of time and a crush.
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13 Nov 2025