Expensive_Lemons



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    “I’m not a prostitute,” The man sitting in the small plastic chair opposite Junho’s work desk repeated.

    Junho glanced up from the arrest form he was filling out on his computer and studied him. Seong Gihun, age forty-three, resident of Ssangmun-dong. The system showed his only living relative to be his elderly mother. There were numerous citations on file for money issues mostly, but no prostitution. Oh, and today was his birthday.

    “Officer,” the man said, wringing his hands like an old woman and rocking in his seat, “I swear.”

    Junho took his fingers off the keyboard and crossed them over his desk. “Ajusshi, I have you on video without your pants in a popular love hotel.”

    Alternative Universe where no one gets hurt.

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    Aziraphale, as far as he can remember, has always loved tattoos, even if he swore to himself from early on that he would never get any of his own. But, one day, he stumbles upon Crowley's Instagram account and his whole world is turned upside down. Two and a half months, that's all it took for Crowley to carve himself a place in Aziraphale's existence and become an important fixture in his life. Two and a half months, and they haven't even met yet.

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    He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

    “Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

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    06 Nov 2023

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    When a new plant shop opens next to Aziraphale Fell's bookshop, he is immediately attracted to the owner: the handsome and very nice Anthony Crowley. But Aziraphale knows a man who looks like that would never fall for a man like him... Right?

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    27 Oct 2023