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"Two months. Two months of this weirdness and then things will be back to normal, or at least, the normal he was used to, which at this place, was not very normal to begin with."
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a summer at a spooky campground
Bookmarked by Evil_bench
10 Feb 2026
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Campsite filled with misterious cryptids that fuck with people for funzies
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The best kind of Trophy by CrabWasTaken
Fandoms: Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predators (2010), Predator Original Series (1987-1990), The Predator (2018), Prey (2022), Predator: Killer of Killers (Movie 2025)
13 Nov 2025
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[A story that is the perfect sweet spot between an irreverent, darkly comic POV and quiet alien ritual soul bond story.]
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Max expected a mundane animal behavior consult when she was called down to a research station in butt-fuck-nowhere-Texas — maybe a rogue military mutt, tops. What she got was a seven and a half foot tall beast of alien muscle radiating the energy of someone who's fought gods — and possibly won.
As the only person within five miles with common sense, Max is shoved into the unlikely role of accidental co-conspirator. When her new 'assignment' busts out, he brings Max along for the ride — whether she likes it or not.
What follows isn't just a galactic fuck-up. Mutual apprehension spirals into uneasy trust, a cultural collision, and a growing connection that neither of them knows what to do with—or wants to admit. They both realize quickly that they've bitten off more than they can chew: Max, with a creeping suspicion that she might be the biggest pervert ever; and her companion–kidnapper, learning the hard way that humans are, hands down, the most annoying creatures in the galaxy.
Turns out, the scariest part of first contact is catching feelings.
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- Part 1 of Max's Alien Deviations
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Bookmarked by Evil_bench
01 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Your honor, they're in love, they just don't know it yet

