EssenceOfAbsurdity



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    When John and Priam marry, Harrowhark moves in. Step-sister? Her own personal live-in cum dumpster? It's all the same to Kiriona.

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    In which Kiriona is an absolute dork who grew up spoiled rotten, and is going mad with power.

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    Ianthe gives herself a cock, and Corona is increasingly bewildered that she hasn’t been allowed to sit on it yet.

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    And there it is again, that damn lack of a filter whenever so much as a single drop of alcohol enters Glinda’s system. That dopey smile, too, that she flashes at Elphaba charmingly, even in her current state. Those big doe eyes opening again to look at her, the slightly crooked smile crinkling at their edges. Instead of answering Elphaba’s question, Glinda giggles. “I like it when you call me that.”

    “Mh?”

    “When you call me pretty girl, it makes me feel all fuzzy.”

     
    Or, Elphaba thinks her feelings for her best friend are unrequited, despite the many times Glinda accidentally tries to get her point across after a few too many drinks. They’re both oblivious to the other’s feelings until it becomes undeniable.

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    A brush of the arm, a touch of the hand.

    Galinda likes to be close to people, Elphaba has noticed.

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    After a lifetime of neglect and ostracization, Elphaba is not what you would call 'good at being close to people.' When Galinda notices her new best friend flinches from every touch, she proposes an experiment: exposure therapy, a way to start small and help Elphaba grow more comfortable with herself and others, one touch at a time.

    But what started as an exercise in psychology might just prove to be the basis of something more.

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    Sweet innocent Elphaba wins a private night with her favorite cam girl

    FINE I guess it will be a series

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