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We Should have Stayed in Gotham by skhwriter
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
04 May 2025
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The students of Gotham Academy were confused. It was International Friendship Week, and it was Gotham’s turn to host. Except no one wanted Gotham to host, not even Gotham! So the Directors of the Friendship Conference decided that it was in everybody’s best interest to skip the City of Crime and go straight to the City of Lights. Everyone thought that it was the perfect idea! Except for Paris. The Gothamites couldn’t help but laugh and scoff at the Parisians insistence that Gotham would be a much safer place than Paris, and nothing should change. And everyone, even one Damian Wayne, was thrilled when the petition went through, and they boarded the plane for Paris.
And then…a giant baby…tried to eat the Eiffel Tower…they should have stayed in Gotham. -
I Need A (Girlfriend) Hero! by LilaVaporizer9000
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Maribat - Fandom
18 Apr 2024
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Damian looks at his notebook, scanning his research.
Combining what info the internet has provided on good romantic partners, along with some of his own preferences, she’s statistically the best option.
“Hm. Yes, you will do.”
“Oh! Uhh… what?...”
Damian’s family are pestering him to be more of a normal teenager. He doesn’t want to be more of a normal teenager. The average teens he observes at school are brainless savages. But his family is getting so annoying about it he’d do almost anything to get them to shut up.
Then Marinette Dupain-Cheng transfers to his school. She’s intelligent, quiet, respectful of his boundaries— generally acceptable.
His family want normal teen behavior? Fine. He’ll bring a girlfriend home.
“Will you be my girlfriend?”
Marinette blinks. Ya know what? This might as well happen.
“Sure.”
Daminette as told through equally socially unaware messes, general misunderstandings of each other's skill and experience, and a total lack of awareness as to how many flowers are too many flowers.
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12 Oct 2025
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AMO EN REALIDAD LEI ESTO EN VEZ DE HACER MI TESIS
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Капитан Марвел забеременел.
Стоп, что?
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09 Oct 2025
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Tim Drake accidentally creates a baby with his and Kon’s DNA while trying to bring him back from the dead. He decides his best course of action is to fake his death and start a new life as a single father.
Or,
Typical Timkon Clone Baby AU that tackles themes of queerness, self-discovery, the ethics of fighting crime, and what it means to be a good father.
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06 Oct 2025
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.