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Dr. Harkness stalks the halls of Westview General Teaching Hospital with a cane and a diagnostic record that borders on legendary—with a record of legal liabilities to match. As Head of Diagnostic Medicine, she's brilliant, insufferable, and just barely worth the trouble she causes.
Enter Rio Vidal: the hospital's new General Counsel—and Agatha's ex-wife. She’s here to protect the hospital. She’s not sure she can stop herself from trying to protect Agatha, too.
Or: a House, M.D. AU.
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"I'm going to kill you myself,” she mutters darkly, selecting the biggest shard with a jagged edge. "after I deal with them."
Agatha laughs—actually laughs—and fires through the bathroom wall without so much as a glance. There's a satisfying thud as a body drops.
“You're so dramatic when you're sleep-deprived,” she sighs. “Honestly if I knew you’d be such a grump about the guns, I’d have brought your knives.”
Rio freezes. “You know where they are?”
“Of course I do. I’m the one who keeps moving them.”
Before Rio can respond with the full weight of her betrayal, more operatives flood in.
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Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal are navigating the next stage of their marriage, the one that comes after discovering your wife is also a professional assassin and your former employers want you dead.
But the nature of their jobs is just the first of many secrets left uncovered, and death isn't the only thing they have to worry about.
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- Part 2 of Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal
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Head of House Harkness, Tremere renegade and unapologetic blood witch Agatha Harkness has power, freedom, influence—and an impressively long list of enemies who want her finally dead.
When she's framed for a string of mysterious murders and given three nights to clear her name, Agatha must work with the last person she expected to see again—Rio Vidal, Gangrel ancient and her ex-lover who also has every reason to let her burn.
The truth is out there. So is the past. And neither stays buried for long.
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Or: a Vampire the Masquerade AU.
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This is a gift (it comes with a price) by Ennn (Enb0t)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Oct 2025
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Jen groans into her palm. “Are you—” She drags her hand down her face. “Are you literally flirting with Death right now?”
Darcy shrugs with zero shame. “I mean, kind of hard not to.”
The worst part is how Jen can see her point. Rio's there all dangerous and magnetic, and sure, if she had a death wish and zero context for how badly Rio's last relationship ended.
Rio meanwhile looks to be having the time of her eternal existence, gaze flicking between them before settling on Darcy with predatory interest.
"And you are?""Dr. Darcy Lewis." No hesitation. Glasses pushed up, grin wide. "Astrophysicist. Trouble magnet. General delight."
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A universal-level threat leads to an unlikely team up and much-needed talking. A story of loss, grief, healing, humor alongside the horrors, and finding a way forward together.
a.k.a. the Rio & Jen & Darcy friendship fic post-AAA nobody asked for.
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The places (and so many bodies) on our maps by Ennn (Enb0t)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
20 Mar 2025
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“Honestly, this isn’t much different from when you tracked mud through the house after that fishing trip,” she muses, tone almost playful. “Blood, mud—you never could keep things clean.”
Rio snorts, the familiarity of the argument almost startling. “Says the woman who let a casserole burn in the oven for three days while she was ‘at her mother’s.’”
“I reimbursed you for that.”
“With my own credit card.”
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Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal have just learned that their wife of five years has been lying about what she does for a living—and they haven't killed each other yet. So they're talking.
Inspired by the Mr. and Mrs. Smith movie. For the Femslash Big Bang's Monthly Challenge March prompt: the places on our maps
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- Part 1 of Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal
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Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal meet for the first time in 1695.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
01 Feb 2026
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“I’m sorry! I know you’re in a class, but the lady they’re from said to deliver them immediately, and when I said you had a class she said good for her and she did a scary thing with her face. But I figured she was fine since no one can really get here unless they’re magic -”
People said ghosts brought cold spots with them. When she felt her stomach drop, the temperature in the room plummeted with it.
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Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
29 Oct 2025
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“It would be easy for me to just, I don’t know, dig up these bones,” Rio began in a dangerously casual tone. “Crumble them to dust. Scatter it across the earth. Even you would start to have problems after a certain level of disintegration. That would be true even if you had the Darkhold – which, of course. You don’t.”
Agatha had anticipated this, and she sidled forward. “Come on,” she said, voice dropped. “You can’t do anything to me like this.” Rio’s eyes flickered up to hers to indicate that she was getting the double entendre and wasn’t impressed, but Agatha wasn’t finished. “I’m off limits, out of your jurisdiction.”
“So that’s your play?” Rio said. “I let you try, and if you succeed, we’re back to our usual game?”
Agatha tilted her head, bit her lip, smiled. “So… what do you say?”
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Post-canon. Agatha's back to making deals with Death and pushing the new boundaries of ghosthood, Rio's dealing with something new to her in her history of existence, Billy's learning the fundamentals of being a witch with the people who are left.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
25 Oct 2025
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WAR Stories by simplysapient
Fandom Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Incredible Hulk (2008), Thor (Movies), WandaVision (TV)
17 Jan 2025
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Agatha Harkness is supposed to be covenless witch. Unfortunately, she's also a rulebreaker who breaks her own rules the hardest. Now she's stuck with a zombie housewife, a defective protective detective, an annoying midtier (at best) midwife, a seemingly senile seer, a power stealing scarlet witch who doubles as a power bank, and a brat whose trying to find another, probably more annoying brat. It's enough to make a girl wish for Death. Which is a whole other problem that won't go away.
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- 79,236
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Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
11 Oct 2025
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coven of chaos by trickofthelights
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Nov 2025
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What happens when an influencer, a burn-out, a psychic, a serial killer, a terrorist, and literal Death have to share custody of a pair of superpowered teenagers and a very cursed book?
Nothing that's going to make property values in Westview recover, that's for sure.
in the latest chapter- birds of a feather, flock together.
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Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
05 Oct 2025