Emptyroominthevoid
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (20)
- Vampires SMP (6)
- The Magnus Archives (Podcast) (5)
- Empires SMP (4)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (4)
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Etho is a zombie. Bdubs is a survivor. Welcome to the apocalypse.
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Etho is god, lol
AKA: First there was nothing.
A vast stretch of emptiness, no end, no beginning, simply nothing. This was the void, the core beginning, the primal nothing.
Then there was Etho.
AAKA: Creation myth with hermits
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We all pretend to be the heroes on the good Side REWRITE by Emptyroominthevoid
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
08 Feb 2026
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This is a rewrite of the original.
AKAZedaph is a Supervillain called Dr.Sheep. Tango is a superhero called Blaze. Join the two as they slowly fall in love, all while trying to hide their messy double lives.
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As long you know a little bit about the X-Files OR Hermitcraft, Then you can read this. Its basically this;
Scar and Cub kill people and run a amusement park, they are not human, Mulder and scully investigate, They are two fbi agents who investgate supernatural stuff
Series
- Part 1 of X-MCYT (mostly hermitcraft)
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Jimmy Solidarity by Emptyroominthevoid
Fandom (Its actually set way before Evo or 3rd life but I had to tag something and it has Grian Pearl and jimmy in it sooooo...), Empires SMP, Evolution SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
14 Jan 2026
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There is a tragic lack of X-Files and Hermitcraft crossovers. You only have to be in one of those fandoms to read these fics.
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X-5c4r14nd, Scar and Cub run an amusement park and eat people. 4/?
X-Xbr41!5, XB and Keralis manage an inn, they also eat people. ?/?
X-34d30y5, Jimmy Grian and Joel are a group of harpies travelling the US in Joel's car. Can you guess what they do to people? EAT THEM! 0/?
X-5k!zz9u15e(X-115924155), Impulse and Skizz are a disease demon + Angel of healing couple with their adopted Wenigo/Yokai/IDK yet daughter Gem. They just rob hospitals, they don't eat people. 0.5/?
X-C130&J03, Joe is a highly experienced Witch, Cleo is his zombie friend he brought back from the dead. So what if they need to hunt people down so Cleo. can get new skin? 0/?- Words:
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I will make Swamp Creature legundo a tag single-handedly if I have too.
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Chronicles of the what that is not Michael Shelley by Emptyroominthevoid
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Aug 2025
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Various Fics about my version of Michael the distortion from TMA. I plan on making a dedicated chapter fic about him not actually dying later, but I might not get the motivation so I won’t spoil it or get anyone too excited. Till then it’s just my silly little stories!
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- 5
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Empty writes Vore by Emptyroominthevoid
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 Oct 2025
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Vore in a College AU! These Works are in chronological order.
CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY BABY!
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“Well, first off, I’m not his caregiver.”
Bdubs blinked, eyes going impossibly wider. “You’re not?”
“I’m not. I just help him out with things when he’s regressed.”
“I’m pretty sure you just defined what being a caregiver is.”
“No, like—” Ren waved his hands around, trying to find the right words. “Sometimes his Comm confuses him, so I help him pull up cartoons. And if he’s ever, like, freaked out, I help however I can, because it’s hard to regulate emotions when you’re a kid. And I make him angel milk because he knows better than to try and use the furnace while regressed. And sometimes he just wants silent company or someone to play with. Things like that.”
Bdubs abruptly put his hands on Ren’s shoulders, pulling him down to meet his eye level. “Ren. I need you to be so for real right now. Are you joking with me?”
“What? No?”
Bdubs released him and stepped back. “Idiots,” he declared. “I am on a server full of idiots."
or, the story of how ren became doc's caregiver without either of them realizing it.
Series
- Part 5 of valiant's mcyt agere fics
Bookmarked by Emptyroominthevoid
10 Feb 2026
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Chicken Noodle Soup by Gladumf
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
01 Feb 2026
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He was about halfway to the helicopters that he saw the heroes all finding various exits to the Vault, which was very rapidly falling apart and collapsing into the ground. They all looked relatively unharmed, nothing that would need a healer.
But someone was missing.
"Shockwave! It's time to go!" Grian grabbed his arm, startling him and breaking his gaze away from where the heroes were regrouping. "The heroes are going to send even more people, we have to leave!"
"Wait, there's someone still inside!" Impulse turned to face the Vault, pulling his arm from his grip.
"No, I did a head count, we have everyone. Now come on, we need to leave!"
"She's not a villain, she's a hero. I can't leave her behind."
Grian reached for his arm again. "She'll be fine, the heroes always bounce back!"
"Skizz isn't with them anymore, she won't survive." Impulse moved out of his reach, already going back towards the prison. Behind him, he could hear Grian muttering something about "stupid ex heroes and their moral compasses".
"Well, hurry! I'll be outside!"
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or, six months after the first vault breakout, grian and impulse return to finish the job. they find a hero trapped in the rubble.
Series
- Part 2 of tomato soup 'verse
Bookmarked by Emptyroominthevoid
04 Feb 2026
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FedxB knows too much. Grian will get to the bottom of how.
Bookmarked by Emptyroominthevoid
20 Jan 2026
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Tommy's Intimidating Older Brother by Un_Inspired
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Apr 2024
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Five times Tommy's big brother Technoblade scared or unsettled the hermits, and one time a hermit unsettled him.
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Idea by Eimears
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Bookmarked by Emptyroominthevoid
17 Jan 2026
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Fleeing from a situation that is rapidly turning foul, Tommy throws caution to the wind and flings himself through the jaws of the void.
Crash-landing in season 9 of Hermitcraft, he finds himself in a brave new world full of strange and inscrutable people, who might be able to help him. But the Hermits have their secrets, and Tommy's not going to lie back and let them fester.
And in his path to find justice and unspool the web of lies, Tommy may end up destroying the game for everyone...
(An atypical take on Hermit Tommy...)
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Bookmarked by Emptyroominthevoid
16 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I love this. I reread it every once in a while and it never fails to make me happy.