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K2, but what if they were rubber duckies (and in love).
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- Part 1 of K2 as _____ (and in love)
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Arcade Token: why is the first thing I see the moment I’m online is my boyfriend and girlfriend in an alternate dimension againArcade Token: I was away for three(3) hours how did you both manage this
truckdog: to be fair it was entirely an accident this time
Main Three, Craig’s gang and Bebe + Wendy live on the same apartment floor for college. They make a gc and shenanigans ensue.
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"No it isn't. People die from the flu. A lot of people, in fact. I googled it."
"You can google anything and it'll tell you you've got stage 4 cancer."
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OR: Kyle is down with the flu and Kenny is his woefully unprepared caretaker.
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"Who.. are you?" Kyle asks again, completely fixed on Kenny. Well damn, okay. Guess Stan should just die then.
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Kyle gets his wisdom tooth removed and forgets who his boyfriend is.
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"Ky, please be honest. Do you like me?"
"Dude. We're about to get married in twelve hours."
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Kenny makes sure Kyle likes him before their wedding.
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The series where I draw K2 as random objects.
and also in love.
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Seven Siblings And A Lost Childhood by EmergencyExitsOnly
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
22 Apr 2019
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A collection of fics starring the shenaningans the Hargreeves siblings gets up to after they time travelled back in time. With the second chance presented to them, they decided to live the childhood they never experienced first time round.
Takes place after season 1 and each can be read as a stand alone.
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Understanding by fullmetalpotterhead
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jan 2025
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Mobei Jun knows just the cure for Shang Qinghua’s commitment issues! It’s ignoring all his bodily autonomy until he physically can’t run away anymore, right?
Note: MBJ would tag this Happy Ending, SQH has no thoughts to form an opinion on the ending, but SQQ would call this a Bad End. I’ve decided to just go with SQH’s call here. It’s not angst, it’s just Questionably Abusive Choices made with love.
Bookmarked by EmergencyExitsOnly
21 Feb 2026
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Separate Ways by TGP
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2026
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There are plenty of skills one can pick up in the Endless Abyss if curious or just desperate enough. The shape changing had been explained as being able to look like other people. This isn’t what happens when Luo Binghe tries it. What happens is that he’s transformed into a tiny dog with masses of curly black fur.
When he catches his reflection while transformed, his first thought is, Shizun would definitely want to pet me.
(Or, the one where Luo Binghe can turn into a dog, infiltrates Qing Jing, and seeks Shizun's affections through fluffy subterfuge)
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Just Enough, Just Everything by The_vindico_atrum
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
12 Feb 2026
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Shen Qingqiu has seen it. In reflections. In glimpses. In the split second before his husband remembers himself and smiles.
He watches you constantly. He was going to kill that merchant. His hand moved before he remembered himself.But he didn't kill him. So I don't see the problem.
This is the truth Shen Qingqiu will never say aloud: Luo Binghe is not redeemed. He is caged. He holds the keys himself. And Shen Qingqiu is not the warden—he is the bars, the lock, the reason the monster sleeps.
He knows this. He has always known this.
He loves him anyway.
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A post canon SVSSS story about monsters, love and men; for all are too interconnected to be far away from each other.
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There was never a difference between Luo Bingge and Bingmei, but the choices that they made. After all, what is the Scum Villain's Self-Saving System, but PIDW where Luo Binghe is loved?
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- Part 1 of What We Keep
Bookmarked by EmergencyExitsOnly
13 Feb 2026
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The way a cat does things by diushek for BrilliantLady
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jan 2026
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A small white cat has appeared on Qing Jing Peak.
The fact that this small white cat appeared at the same time that Shen Qingqiu completely disappeared, without leaving a single letter, message, clue, or trace, is a complete coincidence with no connection whatsoever between the two.Shizun who? Shen Yuan is just a cat.
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- Part 1 of Nyanzun
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I'm Your What? by JiangChengLotus
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jun 2020
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“Baba, what are you doing? You never leave without kissing A-Die goodbye.”
Lan Xichen visibly paled.
Jiang Cheng followed in Lan Wangji’s footsteps and promptly blacked out.
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(A child mysteriously appears in the middle of Cloud Recesses lecture, claiming to be the future son of Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen. Chaos and fluff ensue. Lan Qiren desperately needs a nap.)Bookmarked by EmergencyExitsOnly
07 Feb 2026