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    Paying Attention by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)  

    03 Apr 2020

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    The only plot here is these two dummies seeing more in each other than the world does and falling madly in love.

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    “What I want to know is,” Jaskier continued. “has anyone ever...taken care of you?”

    “Taken care of me? Of course. That’s what I pay for after all,” answered Geralt.

    “No, no. I don’t mean orgasm.” said Jaskier. “I mean. Taken care of you.  Taken you. Have you ever utterly surrendered?”

    “You and your pretty words,” said Geralt. “Be plain, Jaskier.”

    Jaskier said.  “Fine. Has anyone ever fucked you until your toes curled?” 

    Geralt was still and thought a moment before he answered. “That isn’t usually what people want from me.”

    “Yes, but people are tragically unimaginative. No one is only one thing. Least of all you.”

    “I suppose that’s true,” answered Geralt.

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    Wolfblood by

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    01 Apr 2025

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    Medieval fantasy AU M'Laiden romance novel. Milena is sent off to Kaer Morhen to marry one of the barbarians there and seal a treaty. Lambert doesn't want a wife at all. They make it work.

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    Kingdom Come by

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    28 Apr 2025

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    06 Feb 2026

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    I will hold on as long as you like, just promise me we'll be alright by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    04 Dec 2023

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    Jaskier wasn't in the market for a replacement witcher. Not after Geralt had broken his heart so thoroughly. There must surely be more appreciative audiences and travel companions to be had, and if he was lucky maybe even with a smidge less chaos and mortal peril thrown into the bargain.

    Yet within a fortnight, he'd gone and stumbled across another witcher in the middle of absolutely nowhere. It's possible that Destiny is laughing at him.

    (A post-mountain fic about Jaskier running into other witchers - original, I know).

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    The Ballad of Dandelion and the White Wolf by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    12 Oct 2020

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    The girl rolls her eyes at him. “If you’re just going to stand here ogling the witcher, maybe go and do it out of the way.”

    “Ogling.” Jaskier scoffs. “Who’s ogling?”

    She looks unimpressed. “Have you told him you want him to fuck you?”

    (A love song.)

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