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soulmates have the power to destroy each other. ghostbot doesn't approve.
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“...And maybe Vang0 still a little fangy, and maybe Dasha was still a little pale from shock, and maybe Burger was still a little shaken up over the whole thing, but his partners were safe and he could snag some bloodpacks from Hypo when he went over tomorrow to refill the medkit -- and hey, now Vang0 had no excuse to look so embarrassed when Burger tried to eat the neighbors on full moons, oh wow Burger was never gonna let them forget this -- and so really the whole situation was under control.”
a.k.a. What happens afterSeries
- Part 4 of monster au
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maybe it’s anemia, maybe it’s maybelline by Eiso
Fandoms: Let's Play Cyberpunk Red - Polygon (Web Series)
19 Jan 2021
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“The metallic tang of blood hit Burger’s nose, and his hands were shifting from gently carding through Vang0’s hair to gripping tight as he pulled their head away before consciously processing what was going on, and Dasha was clutching at her neck and Vang0 was gasping in great huge gulps of air and Burger’s eyes were fixed on the two dripping fangs that had appeared in their mouth and the smear of blood across their lips”
a.k.a. 5 times Vang0 acted oddly +1 time they realized whySeries
- Part 3 of monster au
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"… And honestly Dasha was too relieved that Burger was okay to worry about a bit of light cannibalism, and the mango d0ts were looking real tasty right now, so she flagged down the cashier from where they were poking at the first guy with a serving spoon and ordered a large tropical mix, to go if you don’t mind, so sorry about all the mess, before following Burger back to the van."
a.k.a. What happens afterSeries
- Part 2 of monster au
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PMS (pre moon syndrome) is a bitch by Eiso
Fandoms: Let's Play Cyberpunk Red - Polygon (Web Series)
06 Jan 2021
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"the whole thing was putting them a little bit on edge so Vang0 did just have to check and make sure that Burger wasn’t, in fact, dying -- he was “fine, don’t worry ‘bout me it’s just that time of the month, ya know?” -- and Vang0 hadn’t actually realised that Burger was trans but cool, good for him"
a.k.a. 5 times Burger’s partners helped out during his time of the month +1 time they realized what he actually meant by thatSeries
- Part 1 of monster au
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but lately (you've been calling me baby) by Eiso
Fandoms: Let's Play Cyberpunk Red - Polygon (Web Series)
31 Dec 2020
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"Burger loved Dasha, of course he did, he loved spending time with her and he thought she was beautiful and the idea that they might be dating -- might have been dating for a while -- sat warm and comfortable in his chest, but, except, it just was that, he hadn’t realized that how they interacted might be how two people that were dating behaved, he was just hanging out with his friend, he did stuff like this with Vang0 all the ti- -- now wait, wait a second, now hang on just a second --"
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[PODFIC] 5 times Dasha repressed her emotions +1 time she didn't by Eiso
Fandoms: Let's Play Cyberpunk Red - Polygon (Web Series)
26 Dec 2020
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“And she had to stay calm, her friends needed her, she needed to be able to take care of this, whatever this was, so when she rounded the corner to see Vang0, bent over Burger’s still form with blood on their hands and tear tracks on their face, she didn’t scream or cry or throw something but just knelt by their side and took Burger’s hand in hers and started planning for how to make this right.”
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- Part 4 of [PODFIC] hanahaki au
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- English
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- 28
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 26
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[PODFIC] 5 times Vang0 worried about Burger +1 time they didn't by Eiso
Fandoms: Let's Play Cyberpunk Red - Polygon (Web Series)
26 Dec 2020
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"Burger seemed distracted lately, his actions just a bit sluggish and his words just a bit desperate and he seemed to have a constant cough and they didn’t know why, they couldn’t figure out how to help him; every time they asked if he was okay Burger just waved them off with a “nah, I love ya but there’s nothing you can do about it,” or something along those lines and Vang0 had never felt so useless in their entire life."
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- Part 3 of [PODFIC] hanahaki au
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 24
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[PODFIC] 5 times hanahaki screwed Burger over +1 time he nipped it in the bud by Eiso
Fandoms: Let's Play Cyberpunk Red - Polygon (Web Series)
26 Dec 2020
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“As it turns out, it takes a while to recover from growing a fucking tree in your lungs, so even after the whole dramatic deathbed confession it turned out that hey, he still had a fucking tree growing in his chest and crawling up his throat and it wasn’t magically going away just because he finally got his message across”
a.k.a. What would the long term consequences of hanahaki actually be, anyways?Series
- Part 2 of [PODFIC] hanahaki au
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 19
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Nightbot and ghostbot are sharing a twitch chat for the next 56 hours (and there’s only one !donate command)
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Kubler-Ross can fuck right off (stages of grief any % speedrun) by Eiso
Fandoms: Let's Play Cyberpunk Red - Polygon (Web Series)
08 Dec 2020
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“You can’t imagine why Vang0 wanted you to come here, or why you have to be here specifically for them to tell you whatever it is that’s so important, but Vang0’s your friend, and you try to make a point of being there for your friends, so now you’re here in this creepy ass warehouse and the spot you’re supposed to go to is just two aisles over and you round the final corner and -- well, that’s a body.”
a.k.a Burger finds Vang0’s body, and the aftermathSeries
- Part 2 of vangh0st au
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[PODFIC] 5 times Burger told Vang0 he loved them +1 time Vang0 listened by Eiso
Fandoms: Let's Play Cyberpunk Red - Polygon (Web Series)
03 Dec 2020
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"It started small enough, Burger didn’t even notice. He and Vang0 were sitting in the back of the van, Vang0 was streaming sixnite and doing just as well as ever -- which is to say: not well at all but trying their best -- and made a stupid comment about a player’s outfit and Burger laughed so hard he choked."
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- Part 1 of [PODFIC] hanahaki au
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ghostbot is surprised to see a new bot in chat one day
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“The cold is the first thing you register when you wake up -- it’s the kind of cold where you aren’t quite shivering yet, but your fingers are stiff and clumsy and your toes are just starting to go numb and you can taste the chill in the air. The second thing you register is confusion -- you can’t remember quite how you got here, or where here is, or, in fact, who you are. The third thing you register is the blood.”
a.k.a Vang0 ghost auSeries
- Part 1 of vangh0st au
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lethe (take a fucking sip, babes) by Eiso
Fandoms: Let's Play Cyberpunk Red - Polygon (Web Series)
05 Nov 2020
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“They woke up to the hum of machinery and a pounding in their head -- they didn’t remember falling asleep, but maybe they’d just drank too much the night before -- had they been drinking the night before? They didn’t remember how they got here, but they were sure it would come to them in time, along with where here was, and -- who were they, anyways? They didn’t actually remember, which seemed -- odd. Something was wrong.”
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5 times Dasha repressed her emotions +1 time she didn't by Eiso
Fandoms: Let's Play Cyberpunk Red - Polygon (Web Series)
04 Nov 2020
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“And she had to stay calm, her friends needed her, she needed to be able to take care of this, whatever this was, so when she rounded the corner to see Vang0, bent over Burger’s still form with blood on their hands and tear tracks on their face, she didn’t scream or cry or throw something but just knelt by their side and took Burger’s hand in hers and started planning for how to make this right.”
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- Part 4 of hanahaki au
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5 times Vang0 worried about Burger +1 time they didn't by Eiso
Fandoms: Let's Play Cyberpunk Red - Polygon (Web Series)
27 Oct 2020
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"Burger seemed distracted lately, his actions just a bit sluggish and his words just a bit desperate and he seemed to have a constant cough and they didn’t know why, they couldn’t figure out how to help him; every time they asked if he was okay Burger just waved them off with a “nah, I love ya but there’s nothing you can do about it,” or something along those lines and Vang0 had never felt so useless in their entire life."
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- Part 3 of hanahaki au
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5 times hanahaki screwed Burger over +1 time he nipped it in the bud by Eiso
Fandoms: Let's Play Cyberpunk Red - Polygon (Web Series)
03 Oct 2020
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“As it turns out, it takes a while to recover from growing a fucking tree in your lungs, so even after the whole dramatic deathbed confession it turned out that hey, he still had a fucking tree growing in his chest and crawling up his throat and it wasn’t magically going away just because he finally got his message across”
a.k.a. What would the long term consequences of hanahaki actually be, anyways?Series
- Part 2 of hanahaki au
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“Burger didn’t regret getting the augments, really, but he had to admit they made things a little more difficult”
a.k.a 5 times Burger’s augments hindered him +1 time they helped -
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"It really hadn’t been a honeypot mission, V0B0 reflected as they checked the strength of the bindings -- looked good, Dasha, Dapper really didn’t skimp on her work supplies -- but it did make it easier for them to get the advantage they needed to complete their objective. Too bad Burger got caught in the crossfire, but what can you do, there’s always civilian casualties in this kind of thing"
a.k.a Why does Vang0 have that garrotte augment anyways?