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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.
All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.
Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.
A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.
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(In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)
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25 Feb 2026
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“You must understand: I had to see you. Despite my better judgment, your blood status, and my family's expectations on such matters, I must place them all aside to ask you to put an end to my misery.”
“I do not follow you, Mr. Malfoy,” she managed to reply, even more confused than before.
“I love you, Miss Granger, most ardently. I cannot repress my affection for you any longer.” Mr. Malfoy swallowed, his Adam’s apple bobbing. “Please do me the honour of accepting my hand—of becoming my wife.”
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❈⋅A Dramione Pride and Prejudice Retelling⋅❈
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23 Feb 2026
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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
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- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution. -
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have been dancing around each other for years. Unwilling to continue on her path of self-denial, Hermione buys a new dress for the upcoming Ministry Fundraiser with the specific goal of seducing him into taking it off her.
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16 Feb 2026
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“I bet you and I could do a lot in fifteen minutes, Granger,” he purred against her ear.
The lioness pushed back against his already hardening cock, causing a low groan to slip past his lips.
“I could finish you in two, Malfoy.” The challenge in her words nearly undid him.
Merlin, Hermione Granger was going to eat him alive.
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16 Feb 2026