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• Jason Todd's very literal analysis of crime by BatsyForHire (DumbestofAsses)

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)  

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  06 Feb 2026

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  • Post-Batarang Incident (Batman: Under the Red Hood)
  • Jason Todd is Red Hood
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  • Protective Talia al Ghul
  • Lazarus Pit Side Effects (DCU)
  • that i completely make up for comedic effect
  • Autistic Bruce Wayne
  • everyone is neurodivergent
  • Jason Todd is a Menace
  • Dick Grayson is So Done
  • Jason Todd and Damian Wayne Meet in the League of Assassins
  • Batbrothers Bonding (DCU)
  • Jack Drake Tries to Be a Good Parent

  Summary

  Tim was still trying to process all this information into a timeline on his batablet, “Can we go back a bit to why you are a crime lord?”

  “For the dramatic irony! The mystery! The suspense!”

  “You beheaded people like it was the second coming of the French Revolution!”

  “It’s a metaphor for crime being like a Hydra, Timbo! This is why you failed English in freshman year!”

  Ah, this was all for his theatre nerd tendencies. Alright, got it.

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  Au where Jason's only thought process was "what if I do it for the plot"

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