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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    There was one thing Ronaldo didn’t consider before embarking on this plan:

    He was absolutely, positively terrified of having his blood drained by a vampire.

    He’d been bit before. In this profession, it was an inevitability. Draluc would hardly be the first to taste Ronaldo’s blood.

    But to have it drained, to have Draluc’s fangs brushing against his vulnerable neck and plunging into him, to have him suck and drink and drain him… Ronaldo feared as though he might pass out just from the thought.

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    After a shameful lack of celebration for Draluc's last birthday, Ronaldo decides to make it up to Draluc this year, and comes up with the single most stupid, idiotic, brainless, terrible, awful, no good, very bad idea to give to him as his present.

    Fortunately for him, it may be just what Draluc wanted.

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    23 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Out of anyone to get pregnant, it just had to be the one most prone to dying. So now everyone has to bend over backwards trying to keep the idiot Draluc safe from rowdy vampires, dangerous beasts, minor accidents, and himself. Mostly himself though.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    A hedonist is bound to get bored eventually. Luckily, there are options.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Aziraphale questioned how he got to this point in his life. With a quick mental check, he realised that there were four uncomfortable truths he had to come to terms with in very quick succession:

    1. He was 50 years old, and had never done anything as insane as this in his quiet, celibate life.

    2. There was a pretty obvious reason why he'd reluctantly chosen a career as a priest.

    3. He didn’t particularly hate the fact that his bastard friend thought a strip club was a good idea to celebrate his Golden Birthday.

    4. He might be irrevocably in love with the half naked, 30-something redhead currently giving him a lap dance in the middle of said strip club.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    The human kingdoms of Heaven and Hell have been at war for two thousand years, through countless generations. When a tentative peace is reached, the King of Heaven gives his brother and the King of Hell his youngest son in marriage to solidify the treaty. Prince Aziraphale, though he should have been yet another proud alpha in a long line, was instead a gentle soul, misunderstood and largely ostracized by his family. And the gods knew Hell’s omega Prince Crowley was an embarrassment; the black sheep of his family.

    They would do their duty, but with hundreds of years of animosity between their two kingdoms, peace is tenuous at best.

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    19 Feb 2026