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a picture is worth a thousand swear words by punkrockpissenlit
Fandoms: Humor Me (Webcomic)
12 Jan 2026
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As James stops Charlie from falling off of a picnic table, someone takes a picture of the two of them looking a little bit more than friendly. What's the solution to the impending threat of fame and family intervention from both parties? Pull a Lisa and pretend it was intentional!
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why does James care more than he should about Charlie? Why does he feel like their fake relationship is getting a little too real? Why is writing his pov really funny because of how obnoxious he is?
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26 Jan 2026
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In a Land of Mandalore and a Time of the Force by lgbtrekkie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Merlin (TV)
24 Jun 2025
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Luke Skywalker, Prince and Knight of the richest kingdom, Naboo, has a secret. Despite magic being banned after King Palpatine is dethroned by his own parents, he still learns the way of the forbidden Force.
But when the force calls him and tells him to protect the Child, Luke Skywalker finds himself in a mysterious, opposing kingdom: Mandalore. His true identity unknown, aside from being a Jedi, Luke must carefully tread his time in Mandalore, determined to find the danger the Child is under and defeat it before his identity is discovered, and make it home to Naboo in peace.
The Mand’alor has other plans for him.
Basically a dinluke fantasy AU, loosely based off of BBC Merlin.
Rating may change.
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31 Dec 2025
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My Dad Can't Be Batman, He's Not Cool Enough! by PinkParagram
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
18 Feb 2026
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A universe where Bruce Wayne is, first and foremost, a dad.
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Wayne Family (And Tim!) Christmas Extravaganza! by PinkParagram
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Dec 2025
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Bruce’s brain takes a moment to reboot. “Your parents are in South America?”
“Yes.”
He’s not sure why he’s so surprised – the Drakes are known for their work in archeology, and not much of that can be done locally. Still, he assumed that they took Timothy with them when they left the country for work. It seems a shame to leave him with a nanny this close to Christmas.
“Okay,” he says, erasing the numbers typed into his phone. “What’s your nanny’s number, then?”
“My what?” Timothy looks scandalized.
“Your babysitter? Whoever is in charge of you while your parents are gone,” he clarifies.
“I’m in charge of me when my parents are gone,” Timothy says proudly, his little chest puffing out. “I’m the Man of the House.”
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Tim gets to spend Christmas with the Waynes! This will not have lasting consequences, I'm sure.
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