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Can you call it home? by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Jan 2026
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After the Battle Thorin is on the brink of death. In a last ditch effort the dwarves seal him off into the mountain to let the stone heal his soul and body. He is put into a tomb until he regains strength if he doesn't die first.
Bilbo personally thinks this looks like a funeral.
With the king under the mountain resting, and Fíli now the king of Erebor Bilbo returns to the shire a changed hobbit. He now has to gripple with feeling out of sync with the rest of the shire as he tries to return to his old life and heal from his adventure. Grappling with new life and suddenly raising his baby cousin Bilbo slowly starts to heal. So how does he react when Thorin shows up on his door step almost a decade later and why wont the Ring shut the fuck up?
WARNING: This is more of a focus on Bilbo and his life after the adventure, so Thorin is absent for alot of the story.
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- 3,922
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Oh what games can uncover by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Nov 2025
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Aizawa gets the great idea to make his students create a simple arg... Midoriya is just an extra bitch.
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Classy But Trashy and a little bit fruity by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside, Strawberry_Anonymous
Fandoms: Original Work
07 Mar 2022
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The Raccoon King and the Rat king are at odds with one another. With the Opossum king dead, he left the Burger King Crown out somewhere in Trashopia. They both want the crown. What will they do? Flirt each other to the end. Till one of them gets the crown. (They fuck soon)
In the sequel, They’re married for “tax” reasons but are interrupted by the infamous stripper: GUS IN HEELS. LEADER OF THE REBELLION. HE WANTS THAT CROWN AND HE WILL GET IT.
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- Part 1 of School assignments gone haywire
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Its not to late by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Feb 2021
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uhh im bad at summaries, uhh.
“It’s no use, there’s no way out.” The green-haired boy in the corner said, just loud enough for Shota to hear it. His head whipped towards the boy curled up in the corner. He looked as if steam was about to blow out of his ears. “Don’t you dare speak to me, not after all you’ve done.” Midoriya hugged his knees tighter, not uttering a word. Shota continued to look around the small room, after looking around longer He finally sat down across from Midoriya. “Why?”
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School assignments gone haywire by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside, Strawberry_Anonymous
Fandom Original Work
07 Mar 2022
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Return To Me by Sokkas_First_Fangirl
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 Feb 2026
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It was sheer chance when Bilbo thought back on it. What if he’d stayed home? What if someone else had run up the lane before him?
But it was him. It was him and it was Kíli, and Bilbo wouldn’t change it for the world.
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Long ago, a dwarf child was lost and found in a storm by Bilbo Baggins. He has no idea where his young ward came from; all attempts to find Kíli's family failed. Sticking together, they make do and it's a peaceful life.
Until Gandalf arrives with talk of adventure. Until the Company of Thorin Oakenshield arrives on their doostep.
Or: Kíli's a missing prince. Bilbo's not about to let his (son) ward face a dragon without him.
Bookmarked by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
15 Feb 2026
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Something Real by ArticulateFiction
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
12 Oct 2025
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When Hiccup Haddock moves in with his aunt and uncle for college, the last thing he expects is to stumble into the world of legends. But when his cousin Pippa insists that her mysterious friend Jack Frost is real, Hiccup discovers - much to his shock - that she’s telling the truth.
Becoming Jack’s first and only adult believer throws both of them into uncharted territory. At first, they clash - but slowly, they forge a strong and unlikely friendship. The closer they grow, the more obvious it becomes to everyone else - kids, Guardians, and meddling gods alike - that something bigger is taking shape... and a few of them can't resist interfering.
Bookmarked by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
26 Jan 2026
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I Saw Stars [Rewrite] by Sento_Writes_Stuff, UntitledGoat, Xrlyz
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
10 Nov 2025
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Jack gets thrown into another world full of dragons and adrenaline, but there's a twist, the Guardians are scattered throughout this strange world as well, and so is Pitch.
Consequently, Jack is tasked with finding the Guardians and defeating Pitch, all while surviving the Dragon Hunters, dragons in general, and trying to keep his identity, as not only a spirit but also a vigilante, a secret from some Dragon Riders who just can't seem to let him go. Jack can't seem to let them go either...
Then there's Hiccup.
After an unexpected series of events, Hiccup finds out Dagur is back and out for revenge. So, he and the Dragon Riders head out to find, and capture him. Again.
He figures the added side opportunities to unlock new lands and dragons is just that, side opportunities. Turns out he'll unlock much more than measly lands and dragons.
Also, what kind of name is "The American Colonies." And what does "fuck" mean because his foreigner friend keeps muttering it in stressful situations.
Have fun ;)
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- Part 1 of HONEY (Are You Coming?)
- Part 1 of In The Stars
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- 153,012
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- 23/?
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Bookmarked by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
20 Jan 2026
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I remember reading the original version of this!!!!! I just binge read the whole thing dude this is so well written!
You've done a great job introducing multiple different plots and making them feel like they have weight from how they interact with all of the other plots going on!
Great work this is amazing I'm so glad your working on this
Meant for this to be a comment BUT I STAND BY ALL OF THIS SO GREAT BOOKMARK
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The Wind's Winter Whisperer by fuk1ngb1tch
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
13 Feb 2026
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Waking up in an unfamiliar land and time, Jack Frost (Otherwise known as Jackson Overland)—who had been sent back in time by Pitch Black—has strangely become mortal again, magic weakened due to it becoming the main power source keeping him alive. Surrounded by people who speak a language he doesn't understand far before his time, Jack must learn to speak the language of Vikings, despite his strange appearance and unique nature, with his staff and the Winds by his side. He'll grow to love dragons, and maybe grow to love more than that.
...He'll need to start searching for Pitch Black soon, though.
Starts a few months before Race to the Edge, and will eventually start getting into RttE territory.
Bookmarked by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
17 Jan 2026
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He couldn’t remember how he got here. Try and try as he might, anything leading up to the Room was blurry, like trying to grasp at watercolor paints of memories. He did not have memory. He did not have a name. There was nothing.
There was only the Room.There was a pink mark on Her hand that made his right shoulder burn, but he couldn’t explain why. Her blonde hair was cut short, and he had no memory, but he knew that was wrong.
He tried to shout for Her, a name that he couldn’t remember but a name he tried to say anyways.
“Natsu.” She said the name like it was his, and it felt right.In which Natsu has no memory, but he does have Her. Originally written for Whumptober but is a standalone fic.
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- Part 3 of Whumptober 2024
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Bookmarked by DonaldDuck_but_dead_inside
22 Oct 2025