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This Messy, Perfect Love by Bekazimi, Dizzle00, LucyHyde
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Feb 2026
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It turns out that spending Valentine’s Day with Malfoy isn’t the worst thing in the world.
He’s handsome and witty and she likes the way the corners of his eyes crinkle when he smiles, which he does more often today than she’s ever seen him do.
She clinks glasses with him, and savors the feeling of the liquor as it burns its way down her throat and warms her stomach.
Hermione loses count after the third firewhiskey.
After the fifth, she loses herself, her knickers. Her mind.
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When Hermione finds out her husband is cheating on her with Draco Malfoy’s wife, the two have a drunken Valentine's Day together leading to a one night stand and another unexpected surprise.
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A throat cleared.
Hermione gasped and jolted up, only to find Draco standing in her doorway. He was dressed in formal robes looking every bit the part of a man who had been out on a date.
Except…he wasn’t.
“What are you doing here?”
His throat bobbed, and his eyes looked a bit crazed or dazed, she wasn’t quite sure which.
“I live here,” was his hoarse response.
Hermione stared at him from her bed, skirt pulled up to her waist, her wand still buzzing happily in her hand.
Well, this was awkward.
He was supposed to be out romancing his new beau on Valentine’s Day. Instead he’d caught Hermione about to give herself perhaps the most intense orgasm of her life simply from remembering what it felt like to be throat-deep with his cock.
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Hermione had convinced herself that living with her ex would be easy. Well, it wasn’t.
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She’s over the evening, over the lot of them.
With so many guests, it’s easy to slip away quietly, unnoticed. Ron certainly won’t notice.
Hermione walks down the darkened hallway and enters her usual guest room, leaving the door open a bit.
Just a crack.
Just in case.
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A Sweet Problem to Have by Dizzle00, Sophiesstreet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jan 2026
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Just when Draco was considering apparating all three of them straight back into Blaise’s bed, he noticed with a slowly dawning trepidation that Blaise was holding a candy cane, one he’d clearly nicked from one of the decorated Christmas trees in the dining room.
He took his time unwrapping it slowly, and then with a gleam in his eye, he handed it to Granger.
Draco swallowed hard.
Surely they weren’t—they wouldn’t–
Shit.
They absolutely would.
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When Draco is nervous about coming out as a triad to his parents, Blaise and Granger have their own tried and true methods for distracting him.
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- Part 2 of Sweet Universe
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A collection of various drabbles.
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Seven years after the war, marriage rates are declining, resulting in lower birth rates. Minister of Magic Kingsley Shackelbolt begins prepping legislation to enact a marriage law to save their dwindling economy. When Pansy Parkinson catches wind of his plan she counters with an idea for a show similar to one in the States where a woman dates thirty contestants to find true love.
What better way to restore the Wizarding World's faith in true love and boost morale than by watching their very own war heroine, Hermione Granger, fall in love for the entire society to witness?
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A bachelorette au
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Bookmarked by Dizzle00
17 Feb 2026
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIZZLE!!!!!
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"Sweat trickled down his neck and into his collar, discolouring the pristine starch of his robes. His dragon-hide boots were planted firmly against the floor; he hoped their weight might anchor him against the sudden jolt careening to overtake him. Candelabras scintillated upward toward the chandelier, and Draco kept nodding politely at whatever the hell it was Robards was saying as he sat at his assigned table in the centre of the banquet hall, surrounded by four other esteemed Ministry officials, doing his utmost to ignore the fact that Hermione Granger, his loathed school rival and current Auror partner, was currently under the table with her mouth around his cock."
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Bookmarked by Dizzle00
24 Jan 2026
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So so fun! Hilarious and sexy and HOT! Loved it!
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Draco and Hermione enter the greatest game of push and pull: Marriage.
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Bookmarked by Dizzle00
24 Jan 2026
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Hot, hot, hot Draco, and hot, hot hot Hermione! Marriage law! Power-play games! Delicious! 🤌🏻
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Evidence by Black_Phoenix22, Selune_Illustrations for Dizzle00
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2026
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It's Valentine's Day at the DMLE , what could possibly go wrong???
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Bookmarked by Dizzle00
24 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Hot! Draco Malfoy sucking on a heart lollipop!! Closet BJs! Amazing art!