DerpySlurpyTheDerpMaster
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A Nightmare Meant For Two by DerpySlurpyTheDerpMaster
Fandoms: Little Nightmares (Video Games), Hololive (Virtual Streamers)
22 Oct 2023
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A fizzling, static pop of a TV screen. A field of bear traps. A tower. A signal that draws all to it...
And a detective and shark trapped in the middle of a less than wholesome adventure to escape this twisted, terrifying nightmare world they've found themselves in. Can't be too bad, though, after all...
Some nightmares are meant for two. -
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Mococo was someone people liked to call simple. She was wild, a little boneheaded and excitable, but simple-minded, at least, that’s what she remembered being called when they were locked up.
There’s nothing simple about their imprisonment though. Nothing simple about how the more they stayed, the more people she met, and the more she didn’t like being here.
And there was nothing simple about the cruelty they were trapped in.
…Just need a way out.
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oh my god mumei's fucking dead by DerpySlurpyTheDerpMaster
Fandoms: Hololive (Virtual Streamers)
01 Apr 2023
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The knife burned hot, drawing a pained whine. Mumei stared down blankly at it from her place on the floor, at the blade digging into her side, the floor stained red…
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This World Is Not My Home by DerpySlurpyTheDerpMaster
Fandoms: Hololive (Virtual Streamers)
29 Mar 2023
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It’s hard to plant roots when you’re just a tumbleweed blowing from one place to the next. Harder when you were torn out of the ground from the roots when you were far too young for it to be anything but a cruel injustice.
Amelia Watson doesn’t belong anywhere, really. Everything is temporary, nothing is promised. Some day, her own time will come, or, worse, her own timeline will turn to sand between her fingers and blow away in the wind…
Until the end of time. -
Homesick by DerpySlurpyTheDerpMaster for flighter312
Fandoms: Hololive (Virtual Streamers), Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
19 Feb 2023
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Fauna comes back from a week long trip to a very VERY clingy girlfriend. Safe to say she’s not getting anything done today with her favorite snake coiled around her waist.
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EN Groupchat And Beyond! by DerpySlurpyTheDerpMaster
Fandom HoloCouncil, HoloEN, Hololive, Hololive (Virtual Streamers), Hololive En, holoMyth, Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
21 Jan 2023
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You know how sometimes events are mentioned in the Groupchat sometimes? Yeah this is to keep the stories it references together alongside stories that spawn from events that happen in it that I either felt needed more elaboration or that they'd make for a fun oneshot or something. Happy reading!
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What we could’ve been by GayerThantheSkyisBlue
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Feb 2026
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An alternate universe where Dottore didn’t feel the need to slay Sandrone personally.
But of course, she still takes the blow in Lumine’s place.
How well does Columbina take this? Not at all.
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- Part 1 of Under Different Stars
Bookmarked by DerpySlurpyTheDerpMaster
18 Jan 2026
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Remember Together by GodsAndMonsters (GodsAndMonsterss)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Dec 2025
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Moon-Prayer Night brings lanterns, fireworks—and a soft, unexpected moment between Lumine and Columbina, where curiosity leads the night to become something especially worth remembering.
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Lumine shares sweets, gets flustered about it, and accidentally learns that the Moon Goddess has been paying much closer attention than expected.Bookmarked by DerpySlurpyTheDerpMaster
13 Jan 2026
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i hope this night lasts an eternity by mayonaki
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Jan 2026
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“Can we share?” Columbina asks.
Lumine’s eyes widen almost comically, and it’s sweet—nearly as much as the candy itself. “Share?”
“The candy,” Columbina specifies. “I found out that people share food sometimes,” with people they care about, she adds quietly, but it seems to go regardless.
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13 Jan 2026
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After storming out of the meeting, Arlecchino is left alone with what cannot be undone.
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”You’re doing it again,” Nefer suddenly said, her voice low.
Lauma blinked. “Doing what?”
”Watching me like i’m going to break.”
”I’m not,” Lauma said gently. “I’m watching you like i care.”
Nefer’s lips twitched. “That’s worse.”
Lauma smiled into her tea. ”You didn’t use to mind.”
”I didn’t use to be blind.”
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03 Nov 2025