DerpyQuag
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The Adventure of the Silver Strand by DerpyQuag
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
31 May 2025
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It was there that I found him — one hand grappled at his hair, the other clutched the edge of the sink in a white-knuckled grip. His eyes were wide and manic, and he was hunched forward in what seemed like an attempt to phase through the bathroom mirror.
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Something awful has happened to Sholmes and there's nothing Mikotoba can do to fix it.
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Repulsive forces by DerpyQuag
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
24 Mar 2025
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“What are you doing here?” Mikotoba demanded with a strained voice.
“Indulging in an extracurricular activity of mine.” Mr. Sholmes flashed him an infuriatingly blithe smile and Mikotoba felt himself bristle.
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Yujin Mikotoba, 43, forensics professor at Osaki High, has a series of unfortunate run-ins with the newly appointed lab technician. It does not go well.
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“Didn’t know you still [[smokehouse barbeque]],” he said instead, shifting his eyes subtly to watch the smoke drift from Tenna’s soft lips. He choked back a noise.
“Didn’t know I still…? Oh- heh! Y-Yeah.” He shifted his weight, embarrassed at what in his mind seemed to be getting caught. “Some habits just uh… die hard, I guess! I-I don’t do it that often anymore, especially now that I have to help teach the kids, and you know I’ve stopped drinking all together, b-but sometimes I just- When I’m stressed out, I just need to- It’s not like I’m-”
“Still the same [[dazzling new brands]] you used to smoke [[way back when]]?” Spamton gently interrupted, breaking his spiral.
A beat passed before Tenna sighed and resettled again, a tenseness in his shoulders now that made Spamton purse lips he didn’t have.
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20 Feb 2026
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I Blink and Suddenly, I have a Valentine by Night_Shade42
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
14 Feb 2026
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Spamton is no stranger to the fact that Tenna is the dictionary definition of a hopeless romantic. Sappy love stories and cheesy chick flicks were revered, and Valentines was easily in the CRT’s top five holidays. Not number one of course, he wasn’t sure anything could dethrone Christmas in Tenna’s eyes.
But despite all that, apparently, Tenna had never been kissed. Never been on a date, much less been in a relationship. And a little voice in the back of Spamton’s head, was cheering him on to change that.
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15 Feb 2026
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Kris doesn’t understand why Uncle Anthony insisted for them to help him choose a gift for his boyfriend, and understands even less his criteria for choosing it.
… Then again, it’s probably for the best that they went with him. Anthony clearly had no idea how relationships worked.
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15 Feb 2026
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For as often as "I love you" was tossed around in the heat of the moment, it was strictly off limits at any other time. Too weighty. Too sacred, for what they had. A phrase for lovers, for soulmates, not for business partners who helped each other blow off some steam on the side.
But now, the business and pleasure were all mixed together — impossible to untangle without cutting through it entirely — and something new had bloomed, fragile and hopeful.
The first time Tenna and Spamton realized they were in love with each other, and the first time they acknowledged it.
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15 Feb 2026
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Tonight’s Relationship Is The Holiday Special by TayV_Time
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
27 Dec 2025
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Tonight’s the TV World Christmas Party! Everyone is preparing for a night of fun and joy.
Spamton and Tenna prepare to change each other’s lives.
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11 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
(/pos)This is the worst (best) adaptation I've seen of just before the phone scene because they are SO DAMN HAPPy AND INTIMATE BEFORE EVERYTHING FALLS APART. I am never recovering. What would possess someone to write this.