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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    Three has never been through the parts of a station meant for humans before. It also has never picked out a single thing for itself.

    So when Murderbot offers to take it clothes shopping so it has something more than a logoless uniform, surely this can't be that hard.

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    24 Jul 2025

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    SecUnit embarks on a life of crime.

    Or, well, tries to.

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    24 Jul 2025

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    It just figured that the first time Julian Bashir set foot on Cardassia after the war, it would be halfway around the world from Elim Garak.

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    03 Apr 2025

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    There was something wrong with Edward Cullen. Something more beyond what he shared with his siblings. Bella knew with bone deep conviction that whatever made him able to withstand three thousand pounds of speeding vehicle was something that his siblings had, too. It spoke in their void black eyes. But there was something wrong with him. And he was fixated on her, enough so that he intruded in her life, asked her where she was going, where she had been, what was she thinking. He wouldn't leave her alone, even if she begged.

    Fear bloomed at the thought, like mushrooms in rotten ground.

    Bella let it rattle through her. Let the fear leech out, and leave determination in its wake.

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    20 Sep 2024

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    Logan lifted his head to watch Wade walk into the room like he hadn’t just done the electric slide with a toaster and plop into the chair next to Logan.

    “Penny for your thoughts, peanut?”

    “Don’t fucking call me that,” Logan rumbled. “I mean it, Wade.”

    “You don’t actually hate it, do you? This is just our thing. I call you a cutesy nickname and you react like it’s the worst thing you’ve ever been called. You think about punching me. I think about that passionate kiss we shared, more often than I should or is healthy. Then we move on and do it all over again.”

    Logan leaned back in his chair and sighed. He really, really, really, really wanted a fucking drink.

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    18 Aug 2024

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    The merc gasps suddenly, scrambling in his seat to sit on his knees. He reaches out with a single finger to poke and pinch at Logan’s neck. “Are you blushing?”

    “It’s irritation,” Logan bites back, trying to twitch his neck out of Deadpool’s grasp.

    “There’s nothing wrong with a bit of gentle canoodling, peanut. People like when the meanie goes soft.” Wade turns, and appears to address someone Logan can’t see. “I hear it’s very popular in fanfiction.”

    “Who are you talking to?” Logan asks, and Deadpool whips his head back round. Gloved fingers still on Logan’s neck, Wade drags them slowly down his shoulder, down past his arm and over his hip.

    “You,” he says seductively, “later, in your dreams.”

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    The one where Logan and Wade go for a little drive in a Honda Odyessy, and then maybe get it on in the driver's seat.

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    18 Aug 2024

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    In which Ezio stays still long enough to become artwork.

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    26 Jul 2024

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    Leonardo has a theory to test. Written for the "fingering" prompt on the kinkmeme; this is shameless smut.

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    26 Jul 2024

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    "A young Vulcan decides to find a mate for his guardian, Spock. After careful calculations, Cadet Kirk is obviously the superior choice."

    Spock's cousin admits it would be disingenuous not to acknowledge that all good science (and romance) comes from many, many failures. Thankfully, it was meticulously documented for later examination.

    The final part of Scientific Inquiry

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    23 Apr 2024

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    All relevant data suggest the odds are against Spock and Kirk, but even a promising young Vulcan scientist can see that there are immeasurable forces at work here.

    A series of moments that test the hypothesis, set between the final chapter and the epilogue of Objective Data.

    Now translated into Chinese by monicael

    Now translated into French: by Emily Bright

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    16 Apr 2024

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    A young Vulcan decides to find a mate for his guardian, Spock. After careful calculations, Cadet Kirk is obviously the superior choice.

    French translation by Emily Bright

    中文-普通话 國語 translation by ronnie_vfs

    Русский translation by sKarEd

    Español translation by Prinkipissa_Andreaz

    Objective Data [Podfic] by diurnal_lee, kronos999, paraka

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    11 Apr 2024

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    The abridged sexual history of James Tiberius Kirk.

    Or, Jim’s varyingly unhealthy idea of what sex is supposed to be (a it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better story)

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    30 Mar 2024

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    "'Spock,' Jim breathes out, completely overwhelmed by the gesture—not quite believing that Spock knows him so well, that's he's already started researching, that he trusts Jim with a member of his own endangered species."

    When Jim gets it in his head to adopt an eight year old Vulcan, Spock presents a logical solution to the issue of Jim's humanity: marriage to a Vulcan citizen.

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    10 Mar 2024

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    Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.

     

    Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.

     

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    07 Mar 2024

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    In which Jim finds himself fake-married to his first officer every other month. It's not his fault. Mostly. Dowries and Klingons are involved. Starfleet is decidedly not amused.

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    29 Feb 2024

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    It wasn’t that Kirishima was some giant creep who sent unsolicited dick pics to his crush, okay. Well - only the first time, but he’d been drunk and had just thought he was being funny. But after that - after that Bakugou had technically been asking for them.

    Not directly, of course. Bakugou would never. No, every time Kirishima did this, Bakugou would respond with curses and insults and (thus far baseless) threats, ranging from him ending their friendship to blocking his number to straight up calling the cops.

    But regardless of his extreme reactions, Kirishima knew Bakugou wanted the pictures, knew Bakugou wanted him.

    Because Bakugou - his best friend, favorite nerd, and probably future husband once Kirishima decided to settle down - knew a lot of things, the smart fucker, but how to work Snapchat wasn’t one of them.

    Kirishima’s phone lit up.

    Bakugou Katsuki took a screenshot.

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    Or, Kirishima's a frat boy who likes to play with his food before he eats it.

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    23 Jan 2024

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    "Before he could bid the images away, the subject brought to mind blonde hair that glowed gold in the sun like freshly poured Natty Light."

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    “...Pro-heroes Fatgum and Suneater were able to retrieve all hostages and transport them to safety. This was made possible by the heroic efforts of UA intern Red Riot, who held off the involved villains, four-against-one. Unfortunately, Red Riot sustained serious injuries and is now receiving intensive care…”

     

    Bakugou’s chopsticks clatter to his plate.

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    23 Jan 2024

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    “Um, Sero?”

    “Yeah?” Sero said casually, not looking away from the TV, despite his heartbeat suddenly residing in his throat.

    “How- how does it work?”

    Sero swallowed. Oh god. “How does what work?”

    “You know what I mean,” Todoroki said quietly. Sero did. He was just buying himself time. “How does - how does dirty talk work?”

    “Uh.” Sero felt lightheaded. “It’s kind of hard to, like, explain.”

    “Oh.” Todoroki replied. Sero sucked in a slow breath, keeping his eyes glued to the screen, praying he would leave it at that. “Well, you could show me, then?”

    In which Todoroki thinks dirty talk is fake news, Sero is a reluctant teacher, and Todoroki turns out to be a natural.

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    23 Jan 2024

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    Katsuki was falling apart. He had always known what he wanted, had always had his life and career completely planned out. He’d accounted for every detail and every potential obstacle. Except for one - he was not prepared in the slightest to be six years into his carefully constructed life plan, extremely successful, and suddenly so goddamned miserable that he could hardly make it through a day of work.

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    In which Katsuki goes on a backpacking trip to Thailand to find some inner peace, and instead finds a redhead who turns his world upside down.

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    20 Jan 2024

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    The story of how Bakugou Katsuki accidentally got a new quirk and a new boyfriend in exchange for his favorite sex toy and the security deposit on his apartment.

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    17 Jan 2024

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