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"But, but I thought dragons only picked comely young virgins." Bard argued.
(Dragon!Thranduil attacks Bard's village and a certain unfortunate blacksmith gets 'chosen'.)
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15 Feb 2026
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A Passion For Mushrooms by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Sep 2017
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There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.
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- Part 1 of The Mushroom Mine
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"Bilbo never bothers denying that he is a slight, little bit, probably infatuated with Thorin. It’s not something that bothers him. Really. He’s pretty sure that everyone very likely has a little flutter in their chest for the dwarf. He’s something grand and unattainable.
And it’s really much safer if it stays that way."
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- Part 1 of A Cultural Misunderstanding
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You Got Me by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Feb 2015
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The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
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28 Jan 2026
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My Fire Was Fate (With You) by Doodsxd for liquidsky
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
27 Mar 2020
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An arm around his waist, both of them sweating, Legolas could only focus on the man’s body behind him, and he wasn’t always easy like this, but fuck, that man felt right, smelled right, their hips grinding to the beat of the song and he wanted nothing more than for that moment never to end-
The elf sighed. “He was my height, bulkier than me, tanned skin, blue eyes, dark hair.”
“How old?”
“He looked about thirty, maybe a little less.”
“So not a twink.” The fucker’s voice sounded amused.
“No.” Legolas rolled his eyes. “Not a twink.”
Gimli chuckled. “I’ll see what I can find for you. But I can’t help but wonder how good was he that you’re so obsessed in finding a simple-”
“Goodbye, Gimli.” He disconnected the call and went down the stairs.
Legolas' heart jumped
“Let’s talk in your office, Faramir, please.” The man had his arms back, posture easy, voice soft, despite that clearly being a chastising. He had royalty written all over his body.
And Legolas wanted a fucking piece of him.
Or: Legolas goes clubbing and hooks up with a man, who later he finds out is his boss.
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25 Jan 2026