11 Bookmarks by DefinitelyNottheOpera
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Hoseok cringes, “How weird would it be if I actually asked to jerk off in here with you?”
“Very,” Namjoon answers instantly.
Hoseok nods, “You can choose the porn.”
Namjoon blinks, “Are you for real?”
Translations: Spanish, Russian, Italian, Ukranian and Portuguese on wattpad and ao3 <3
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- Part 10 of Catalyst (BTS smut one-shots)
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31 Oct 2023
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In the Soop by Sarahieberrie, Sleepykingsuga (Sarahieberrie)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Jul 2023
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“Well, it seems like you have a dog now. I’m Namjoon by the way, what’s your name?”
Before he can answer him a deep voice comes from the direction of the house, “Kookie? It’s time to come in for… Jungkook?” There is Min Yoongi, a half apron around his waist, the sleeves on his button-up shirt rolled to the elbow, “Who are you talking to, Jungkook?” He steps off the stoop and toward his son and this strange man he’s standing with when he stops. “Namjoon?”
Namjoon waves awkwardly, his voice frozen. “You know him, Appa?”
Yoongi reaches them and puts his hand on Jungkook’s shoulder, considering Namjoon, “Yes, son, I do know him.”
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16 Jun 2023
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“Hyung we have to at least pretend that we’re happy there,” Jungkook said, “I don’t want Jimin hyungs and Taehyung hyungs wedding to be tainted with our drama.”
Jin put his phone away, sighing as he did, “What do you want me to do, Jungkook? Pretend like we’re in this perfect, happy marriage?”
“It’s just for a few days,” Jungkook tried to reason with him, “We don’t even have to do much. Maybe a smile here and there, hold hands a couple of times, and sleep in the same room. The only thing we can’t do is fight. This whole trip is meant for us to celebrate love, not ruin it. When we come back, we’ll sign the papers and then you won't have to see me ever again.”
"And you? Would you be pretending too?"
Jungkook smiled ever so slightly, “I’ve been pretending like I’ve been happy for a while, hyung. This is second nature for me.”
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The Jinkook divorce au where they're pretending to be happily married at vmin's wedding when in reality they're on the verge of a divorce based on my twitter thread
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16 Jun 2023
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Pregnant with a man who seduced him and then abandoned him, Jimin has only one idea in mind: to demand reparation. But when he arrives in London, after a long difficult trip, Jimin is dismayed: his seducer has disappeared. His title of viscount, his lands, are now the property of his brother, the taciturn Jeon Jungkook. A surprise that hides another: because jungkook, who does not compromise with the honor of his name, orders Jimin to marry him when he discovers that he is expecting a child. A white marriage that would save appearances? No. Faced with the burning look that jungkook puts on him, Jimin guesses that this proposal will not be without counterpart...
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16 Jun 2023
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As the district witch for a rural mountain, Hoseok has a lot on his plate—fielding requests from the local council, making sure his three apprentices don’t kill themselves or each other, and, when he gets a spare moment, trying to solve the mystery of why a freak earthquake almost destroyed the mountain four years ago.
Oh, and Kim Seokjin wants to take him out for a drink.
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16 Jun 2023
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“I read online that you’re supposed to have sex with someone you trust, someone who cares about you, and someone who’s attractive,” Taehyung says. “You are, objectively, attractive.”
“Thanks,” Namjoon mutters, face still hot.
“Since you meet all of the criteria, it would make perfect sense for you to be the one to have sex with me. You care about me, don’t you?”
“Yes of course, but—”
“And I trust you more than I trust anyone else, even Seokjin hyung who I am literally required to trust because he’s my brother.” He pauses. “Plus, it would be weird if I had sex with my brother.”
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There are many things that don’t come naturally to Taehyung like they do for neurotypical people; one of those being… sex. Luckily for him, his best friend Namjoon would do anything to help him experience life the way he deserves.
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16 Jun 2023
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Taehyung’s mouth fell open as he noticed the ears.
The second set.
They were long and white, sprouting from the top of his head, contrasting brightly with his hair. Rabbit ears. Taehyung knew he probably shouldn’t, but he reached out, stroking his fingers along one. So soft. Like he was petting one of Jimin’s very expensive sweaters.
Expensive.
This was a hybrid.
Taehyung finds a beautiful hybrid in the trash behind work and takes him home.
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16 Jun 2023
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Vikings Heir; Jeon Jungkook, was getting married to an outsider of his kind. Even with hatred for their ways; it was either alliance or bloodshed. Jungkook chose to protect his village. It wasn’t until after the wedding; he finds out Jimin is blind.
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16 Jun 2023
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It wasn’t often that Kim Coven was asked to check out a specific location for unruly vampires. The last time it happened was some few decades ago when they’d cleaned an entire sewer system of strays.
It should have been a routine check. The last thing they expected to find were rotting corpses, dead vampires, and a fledgling so brutalised that it was a miracle he was even alive.
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16 Jun 2023
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"I'm just saying that your heart is broken," says Namjoon.
Yoongi stops laughing. "No it isn't."
Namjoon stares at him for a minute, a minute in which Yoongi stares right back and dares him to open his fucking mouth, then sighs. "Fine. But I still think you shouldn't have slept with Hoseok."
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16 Jun 2023
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Can You Hear My Heartbeat Calling to You? by LivingOnaPrairie
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Nov 2023
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His tree was a man. His tree, the big one that had clearly been in that spot for years and years and had somehow survived urban expansion and now provided office drones a safe haven during their lunches. HIS TREE was gone, had shrunk with awful noises, groaning and crashing, into a man.
A fucking hot as hell man too, Yoongi let the thought float out before he went back to the situation at hand.
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16 Jun 2023