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Eye of the Beholder by DefinatelyANormalCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jun 2025
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Upon the cusp of the Immortal Alliance Conference, Yue Qingyuan invites Shen Qingqiu to attend a diplomatic meeting with him and Shen Qingqiu surprises them both by saying yes.
He expects it to be a dry, droll experience, but it proves to be anything but as Shen Qingqiu finds that Yue Qingyuan makes for surprisingly fun company! Meanwhile, Yue Qingyuan discovers that night hunts do more to thaw Shen Qingqiu’s icy exterior than even the warmest of teas!
Everyone has secrets, though...and regrets. If they are ever to walk together into a new, brighter future, Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan must first shake off the chains of their pasts—or else they might yet be dragged down into an abyss of their enemies’ making.Or…
Shen Qingqiu had always loved Yue Qingyuan as a character, a fondness that persisted after his transmigration. Even if in person the man could be a little… dull, sometimes.
However, when they embark together on a series of outings, they discover sparks of unexpected chemistry. Turns out, doing literally anything but sit awkwardly over tea makes for much better relationship building! Who’d’ve thought?Series
- Part 1 of Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
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Fire and Ice by DefinatelyANormalCat for WillowWispFlame
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Feb 2025
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While on vacation in the Northern Wastes, Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun run afoul of a wife plot, of the Particularly Potent Towards Demons variety! Now, normally this would not be a problem, seeing as how they are quite married and quite sexually active! There's just one, small problem. The only cure to this particular wife plot...
Is Dual Cultivation with a Heavenly Demon.
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Teach Me to Love Through Your Tender Touch by DefinatelyANormalCat for lavenderandrue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Nov 2024
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When custody of Tianlang Jun is transferred from Zhao Hua Monastery to Cang Qiong Mountain, in light of the demon’s recovery and subsequent desire to be more free with his actions and indulgences, Yue Qingyuan resigns himself to a life upheaved. After all, none but the illustrious Sect Leader of Cang Qiong Mountain could ever hope to best Tianlang Jun in combat, and thus none but he could serve as escort and overseer as the demon reacquaints himself with the world.
And while he’s not wrong - Tianlang Jun upheaves the peaceful mundanity of Yue Qingyuan’s life more effectively than an earthquake - he finds that he doesn't hate it as much as he expects.Or
There are many words Tianlang Jun would use to describe the Sect Leader of Cang Qiong. Strong. Noble. Tall. Handsome. Loyal. Perhaps naïve or foolhardy.
And while he would not have dismissed words like cute, sweet, or shy, they had not been near his top descriptors. He’s since come to correct this oversight, while also adding two new descriptors to Yue Qingyuan:
Soft. And Broken.Or…
Five times Tianlang Jun invaded Yue Qingyuan’s personal space, and one time Yue Qingyuan invaded Tianlang Jun’s.
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To Court a War God by DefinatelyANormalCat for Mvanubis
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Oct 2024
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It was an offhand comment, made by Sha Hualing, that started it. Little more than an afterthought, tossed to the air as one might throw an old, tattered cloak.
“Are you ever going to claim that Omega cultivator, Junshang?”Or
BingQiu realize they have a mutual crush on a certain Omega War God. They decide to do something about it.
(Written for the BingLiu Server gift exchange)
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How Not to Start a Relationship by DefinatelyANormalCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jun 2024
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While Luo Binghe certainly did not intend to find himself in yet another version of reality; with yet another version of his Shizun and yet another version of his old sect; he is nothing if not resourceful. And this accident seems to have presented him with an opportunity, one he fully intends to take advantage of.
Though he has no idea just how many possibilities have been laid before his feet.
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- Part 3 of Luo Binghe's Guide to Winning Your Man
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BingLiu Week 2024 by DefinatelyANormalCat
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Apr 2024
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Written For/Inspired by the BingLiu Server by DefinatelyANormalCat
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03 Oct 2024
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Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder by DefinatelyANormalCat
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01 Jun 2025
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Luo Binghe's Guide to Winning Your Man by DefinatelyANormalCat
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jun 2024
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A comprehensive guide by the most successful flirt and seducer the world has even seen on how to win the heart of your desired man and build a happy life with him without any form of turmoil and/or mutual maiming whatsoever!
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Raw edge;
The unfinished or exposed edges of fabric yet to be treated, prone to fraying, harmful to the longevity of a sewing projectLace- burdened by sensations she never should have had- finds comfort in repression. Hornet knows better.
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- Part 2 of Vice Instilled
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07 Feb 2026
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Five Pebbles is at the end of the road, left with one last ditch effort to break out of the maze his creators have put him in. He will break the walls, bend their rules to his whim- he refuses to be a bug, endlessly searching for an exit.
He will make one himself.Unfortunately, he is interrupted, but not by either of the two people he would have expected.
Or: What if Pebbles got interrupted slightly earlier in his creation of the rot, and not by Moon, but by NSH
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29 Dec 2025
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Kintsugi (noun): - The traditional, Japanese art of repairing ceramics with a lacquer mixed with gold. As a philosophy, it encourages the embracing of imperfections rather than disguising them, and accepting the damage and repair as part of the piece’s history.
Lizzy is exhausted. The weight of her social crown grows heavy with each passing day. But when V offers her a brief escape in the form of a sleepover, it forces them both to confront feelings they never expected.
…Could there possibly be something blossoming between them?Bookmarked by DefinatelyANormalCat
15 Sep 2025
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a warm presence by lavenderandrue for DefinatelyANormalCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2025
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Yue Qingyuan finds himself much more upset than he'd thought he'd be at the knowledge that his arranged marriage will soon be over.
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19 Feb 2025
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Heaven is Here if You Want It by etothepii
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12 Feb 2025