DecayedAsh
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Alexandra, thirty, French, and mildly hungover, did not ask to wake up in the cursed porcelain doll body of an eleven-year-old Pureblood heiress with icy blond curls and a dead Death Eater dad. But here we are.
Instead of returning to her ruthless career as a muggle lawyer, she’s tossing Floo powder in vintage velvet robes and trying to keep her sarcasm in check long enough to avoid being hexed by actual children. Hogwarts is calling, and apparently, she’s a Rosier now. With a reputation to uphold, a prophecy on the horizon, and a slowly building crush on a redheaded prankster who really shouldn't be that cute when he's thirteen.
Magic is real, Quidditch is exhilarating, the Dark Lord is not as dead as she’d like, and Alexandra isn’t sure if she wants to go back… or burn the old rules down in glittering green flames.
She wanted a glass of red wine and a calm life. She got potions, Pureblood drama, and puberty...again.
First Year : Chapter 1-13
Second Year : Chapter 14-29
Third Year : Chapter 30-50
Fourth Year : Chapter 51-74 (unfinished yet ^^)Series
- Part 1 of Disaster Darling Chronicles
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25 Feb 2026
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Antihomophrosyne by the_mighty_macguffin
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
27 Jan 2026
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When May Castellan tried to become the Oracle of Delphi, the curse broke her mind. Only, it didn't. It just awoke the memories of her past life.
Unfortunately, she doesn't remember much from that book series she read as a kid. Which is kind of a problem when her son is Luke Castellan. She's pretty sure that he's a major player in the series, but all she knows about him is that he was possessed by Kronos and sacrificed his life to stop him.
So when she sees a god standing over him, of course she does the sensible thing and runs as far away as possible.
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25 Feb 2026
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Dream makes fleshlights shaped as his blob form that allows him to feel everything that gets put inside.
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22 Feb 2026
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“Your jaw is rougher than I imagined. It’s, like, stubbly, or whatever.”
Without opening his eyes, Dream smiles under George’s soft hands. “Well, I haven’t shaved since this morning. Why were you imagining touching my face, anyway?”
George doesn’t reply, and maybe that’s what gives Dream the confidence to say what he says next.
“Maybe you should kiss me, too. Just to see if that lives up to your imagination.”
George arrives in Florida. It takes four days to film the meetup vlog, and only three for Dream to completely lose his mind.
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22 Feb 2026
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Soul Swapped by raquelli
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dreamwastaken, GeorgeNotFound - Fandom, Sapnap - Fandom, Badboyhalo, Dream Team- Fandom
06 Sep 2020
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Dream and George, two best friends living together with Sapnap. They’ve gotten used to each other, quirks and all. That is, until during one seemingly ordinary pizza night with BadBoyHalo, when their lives get switched up on them…
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- Part 1 of mcyt stories
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22 Feb 2026