DeanisBatman
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An alternate take in the last few moments of the movie.
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Saw the "With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time until there's a country song where the guy's truck leaves him" meme and had to do something about it.
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Fan art of a tattoo from one of my favorite fics (found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/52761148)
Rabbit drawn in ibisPaintx and text added in Canva.
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We're All Monsters Here by DeanisBatman
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics)
05 Oct 2020
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I just had this little niggling crack fic idea and had to write it into the world. What if some extra mutagens and a big dose of magical torture broke Geralt's brainpan and he experienced visual hallucinations of his thoughts the way Deadpool does with his thought boxes (comic). Answer = this fic.
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There was a pregnant pause during which Geralt breathed through his mouth to avoid the scent of blood and determinedly did not look at the yellow box in the air.*Eskel would have saved him.*
He caught the words out of the edge of his vision and physically flinched away from the condemnation. The white box was back, but the Witcher was done with humoring his hallucinations for one day.
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Next Level Avengers by DeanisBatman
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (Movies), Jumanji (1995)
29 Jul 2020
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“That sounds great!” Steve said, clapping his hands together. “I’ve been meaning to take Peter up on his game night invitations. We can make it a team bonding thing.”
Tony tried to hide a grimace. “Sounds good, Spangles. See you guys there. Common room in, uh," he glanced at his watch, “thirty minutes.”
“What’s the game called?” Clint asked.
Tony glanced over his shoulder as he walked out the kitchen door. “Jumanji.”
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The Jumanji crossover literally no one asked for. **throws confetti in the air**The team will need to work together if they want to survive the trials of the game. Relationships will be tested, emotions will be wrought, and romance will be ignited. Buckle up, folks, you're in for a hell of a ride. (Fic is not abandoned just Life Stuff is interfering and I'm not actively working on it rn)
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Random Witcher One-Shots With Unconnected Storylines by DeanisBatman
Fandom Deadpool (Comics), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Oct 2020
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A series of chance encounters start Murderbot (and ART) investigating Murderbot's murky past, a course that might lead them straight into conflict with a certain bond company...
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14 Feb 2026
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Murderbot is on a boring contract, when something unexpected makes contact with it.
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14 Feb 2026
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You might think that my biggest problem right now was the fact that my left arm was barely hanging on to the rest of me at the elbow, but that was in fact only my second biggest problem. My biggest problem was that letting ART fix it would require taking off my shirt, and taking off my shirt right now would make things very awkward, very fast, due to the number of incriminating scars it was currently hiding.
Murderbot has a secret. Its friends find out.
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13 Feb 2026
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There is actually a way out from between a reinforced steel bulkhead and a hard place, but you're definitely not gonna like it by Dooiney_Oie
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
25 Aug 2021
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The middle of All Systems Red, but with a few changes to how those pesky combat override modules work, among other things :)
Now with bonus chapters!
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The humans were going to want to know what a combat override module was, what it did, how it worked, and most importantly, why it hadn't worked on me. I could answer the first three things just fine, but short of telling my already-jittery clients I was hacked ("so I'm actually one of those scary rogue units you've heard so much about, but the good news is that a combat override module can't hijack a governor module that doesn't work!"), that last thing was going to be a big problem.
Honestly, even if I did tell them exactly that, which I really didn't want to do, it was going to be a really big fucking problem.- Language:
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12 Feb 2026
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Finding Your Way In an Unfriendly Universe by IHopedTheredBeStars
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
15 Jun 2023
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I find the character of SecUnit 03, a.k.a. Three, intriguing from a storytelling perspective. It is ‘tabula rasa’ in ways that Murderbot is not and cannot be. This takes place during the little-described period of waiting at the end of Network Effect, and will almost certainly be non-canon after System Collapse comes out.
Heed the tags. Three will find its way in the end (because that is how I roll), but it has not escaped the Corporation Rim unscathed. There will be pain, fear, self-doubt, depression, and one very bad decision as Three stumbles its way out of the past.
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12 Feb 2026