Davan
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“We got the samples, secured the waste drum, and took your dumb blackmail photos—which definitely won’t work, by the way, people’ll think it’s A.I.”
“I did not manipulate the laws of physics into a fuzzy dick-shaped remote dangling on your belt like a discount labubu for people to call me mocking the failure of baby Paul and Pat’s first official apocalypse artificially generated.”
Oh, he definitely did. Tom weighs the pros and cons of actually telling Tord that. The imaginary scale in his head just implodes.
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- Part 11 of sometimes i just hate to love you
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23 Feb 2026
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What else could he have expected?
Who else could it possibly be?
Of course it had to be him.
“Looks like you got most of the work done for me.”
That voice, it made him feel like he was going to faint right on the spot. He couldn’t say anything, couldn’t register what was happening.
“Too bad we can’t both walk out of here alive now can we?”
He couldn’t move, his legs felt heavy, his eyes trailing up to look at him.
Tord. It’s actually him, dressed in all black, his mask pulled up above his forehead and a grin plastered on his face.
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Red Leader takes an early morning to ponder the various scars on his body, and just how he got them.
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21 Feb 2026
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Might become a collection. Will be mostly TomMatt, if so.
На русском. **Written in Russian, not translated. -
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When Tom disappears in the clutches of the Red Army for six weeks, how can Edd and Matt cope with the aftermath?
Bookmarked by Davan
21 Feb 2026