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"And a partridge in a pear tree." by eurekashiba for Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2025
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This is a gift for an anonymous, thank you for trusting me on this.
Harry woke on Christmas morning to find a pear tree in his sitting room.
Not a decorative arrangement, mind you. Standing pretty proudly right in the middle of his room was an actual, fully grown pear tree, its roots wrapped in what looked suspiciously like dragon-hide sacking, positioned squarely between the sofa and the fireplace. Snow-white blossoms clustered improbably amongst dark green leaves, as though someone had talked to the tree and tricked it into growing like it was April rather than the dead of winter.
Perched on one of the middle branches, looking equally confused about the situation, was a grey partridge.
Harry stood at the bottom of the stairs in his pants and a faded Chudley Cannons shirt, blinking. The partridge blinked back. It was quite a fat little thing, cute even, with delicate grey-brown plumage and rust-coloured stripes across its flanks, its beady eye fixed on him with what he could only interpret as accusation, as though he was the unreasonable party in this scenario.
"Right," – Said Harry to the empty room. Or to the bird. To himself, more likely. – "Right."
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21 Dec 2025
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A Study in Red Meat by ActuallyGirl
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Hannibal (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
16 Dec 2016
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“The person seated at John Watson's shoulder was not a man. It was a carefully constructed facade, a well rehearsed stage play costumed to perfection. It was a wolf, leering out from underneath the flayed skin of countless sheep.“
A one-shot in which Sherlock Holmes goes to a dinner party and lets John consume human flesh because it’s the only way he can think of to keep them both alive, short term. Long term, he has to outwit Hannibal Lecter.
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03 Dec 2025
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Merry Fucking Christmas by vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
10 Dec 2022
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When the Hallmark Christmas movie protagonist breaks up with their big city boyfriend in favor of this small town guy they just met, what happens to the boyfriend who just found out his partner never really loved him?
Well, two of them are about to meet at the departure gate of their flight back to New York. After a shared duty-free bottle of alcohol, they may just discover they're better off than they thought they were.
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29 Nov 2025
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Seto disliked magical bullshit in principal and in practice, but he just can't seem to get away from it or the people who bring it into his life.
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21 Oct 2025
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“The First Annual Bog Harbour Community Barbecue.” Bob doesn't want to go, Linda is way too excited, and the kids just want a day off work. Sounds great, right? As usual, things don't turn out the way they expect.
Epilogue now up.
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27 Sep 2025