DachOsmin
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Ilya looks up at the black night sky and mutters something in Russian. “You want to pay me fifty Canadian dollars to fuck you?”
Or: Shane runs into Ilya on a street corner the night before the Prospect Cup and makes some assumptions. (Because every fandom needs a mistaken-for-hooker fic).
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The man tilts his head like a hound might. “Will you fight?” he asks in accented Latin. “Even now?”
Or: Shane is a tribune in the Roman legion. Ilya is a Germanic prince. They meet in Teotoburg forest.
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It’s a dick move and right now Ilya is glad he has a reputation as a dick, so no one asks too many questions. You’re supposed to pick someone that fucked up a bit, someone the team is already kind of mad at. Picking a team’s captain, especially when he hasn’t done anything wrong—you don’t do that.
Or: Ilya notices that Hollander is off his game, and decides that a visit to the winner's room just might fix that.
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The Bitterest of Glories by DachOsmin
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
24 Aug 2025
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While on a visit to a tavern that caters to men with certain proclivities, Boromir meets a handsome northern ranger. Afterwards, he resolves to bury the shameful desires the meeting inspired in him—and succeeds, until his father bids him travel to Rivendell, to attend a secret counsel…
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Matilda di Canossa Presents: Succession Planning for Dummies by DachOsmin for strawhouses
Fandoms: Crusader Kings 3 (Video Game), 11th Century CE RPF
25 Dec 2023
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It’s always, “dear God in heaven, Matilda, how could you have eaten the pope?” and never “how was eating the pope; did the pope taste good?”
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Aragorn/Boromir Fanart by Leonor (DachOsmin)
Fandom The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Feb 2022
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Wangxian Fanart by Leonor (DachOsmin)
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Feb 2022
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Gigolas Fanart by Leonor (DachOsmin)
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Feb 2022
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Standalones in which Cassian Andor Has A Bad Time by DachOsmin
Fandom Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Star Wars Original Trilogy
23 Feb 2022
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Cassian-Whump standalones. Not necessarily meant to take place in the same 'verse.
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