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    Tim splits his pants at a charity gala. To say that he’s expecting merciless teasing from his brothers is an understatement.

    What he gets is… not that?

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Tim is hunched over his computer, bouncing between a report for B (Batman, not Bruce) and a spreadsheet for B (Bruce, not Batman) when Jason stumbles into the cave. If it weren’t for the fact that Jason had been in a somewhat good mood lately, Tim probably would have been a little more concerned about this fact. Still, it’s weird when, instead of ignoring Tim’s existence like he usually does, Jason walks over to him directly and says, “I'm in a time loop and I don't know why. Fix it."

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    25 Feb 2026

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    “If this is the way Queen Victoria treats her prisoners, she doesn’t deserve to have any.”
    ~ Oscar Wilde

    Jason is rather disturbed by seeing how run down Dick is from his cushy undercover gig at the FBI. But since Dick would be sad if he tried to solve this problem with violence, he tries words. And logic. (Washed down with some of Dick's good wine.)

    Okay, and a bit of intimation.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Not everybody has a soulmate, but for those who do you only ever really know when your soulmate dies and their mark shows up on your skin. Peter didn’t know that Neal Caffrey was marked until he started working with the White Collar Unit. Dick didn’t know going undercover was going to involve so much staring— he’s starting to get a complex.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Agent Ruiz gets the FBI to monitor Neal's calls.
    Now every time his phone rings Jason!Neal has to put it on speaker.
    The FBI gets their first glimpse of the chaos that is the BatFamily.

    Caller ID: ‘Barbie’.
    “Bryce told me to remind you that next week is family dinner.”
    Jason almost rolled his eyes. “Oh, darn. It’s outside my radius. Shame. You have fun though.”
    “Oh, please. You’re playing nice with the feds, so you don’t have to go to family dinner, and you think I’m above slashing my own tires to avoid it?”
    “I was under the impression you considered yourself part of the family.”
    “I am, but I’m hoping the emancipation papers go through smoothly. Cassie says hi, by the way.”
    “Tell her hi back.”

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    22 Feb 2026