CycloneAbsol



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  1. Summary

    Every Pokemon Trainer learns the same things: A Pokemon can faint an infinite number of times and it will still be fine. You can catch however many Pokemon you want in any area. Pokemon levels can go up almost infinitely, the only limit being your own patience. You can use as many items as you have with you in any battle. But not here. In this world, Pokemon don’t faint. They die. As soon as you find a new Pokemon in any area, all other Pokemon in that area can’t be caught, even if you don’t catch the one you run into. If a Pokemon’s level exceeds that of the next gym leader’s highest, that Pokemon must be benched until after you beat said gym leader. Other trainers can use items in battle, but our trainer cannot. Also, if at any point our protagonist loses a battle, meaning that all of his Pokemon faint, that’s it. He must throw away his badges, release all but one of his Pokemon, and his journey is over.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    It's so funny, you can't stop laughing. Everything you ever do just falls apart, and its SO FUNNY.
    Ha ha...
    But that's not the truth.
    Because you've been gone for a long time, haven't you?

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    24 Jan 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Ben Laynes is rich. He looks rich, acts rich, and dresses rich. His hairstyle is always up to date, and his boots are always new. So getting stuck with these losers was really... annoying.

    Jeffrey Woods is poor. He looks poor, acts poor, and dresses poor. His hair is oily and long, and his sneakers look shredded. He doesn't really care, which is why getting stuck with these assholes was really... aggravating.

    Toby Rogers is weird. He looks weird, acts weird, and dresses weird. His hair sticks up funny and he wears girl's jeans. That's why getting stuck with these strangers was really... stressful.

    Helen Otis doesn't give a fuck. He looks like it, acts like it, and... doesn't really dress like it, but whatever. He doesn't give a fuck.

    In school suspension seems to be the absolute last place these four would meet, but here they are.

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    14 Jan 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Sometimes, people don't realize it, but everyone has story. And sometimes, it takes a forced group project among the most messed up kids in school for anyone to realize that.

    (I'll be rewriting the series and cross posting on Tumblr @evennobodyverse, please keep an eye out there too, for updates and fun stuff!)

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    14 Jan 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    When Frisk starts going to a coffee shop, they expected coffee. Instead, they got a agressive lesbian and her shy girlfriend, a sassy teenage boy, a loud but happy six foot tall man and his surprisingly cute brother.
    And of course, coffee.

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    14 Jan 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Hey guys, so, I changed this, so, now it's a book of oneshots and story beginnings for my Ocs, requests are open here and at my tumblr, @sizzlingfacedonut!

    https://www.tumblr.com/blog/sizzlingfacedonut

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    14 Jan 2019