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Before Susie can so much as make contact with it, Kris has snatched the brownie away and is holding it close to their chest. “It’s not just any brownie,” they say in response to Susie’s affronted snarl.
“The hell d’you mean?”
Kris presents the brownie on a dramatically upturned palm and gestures at it like a magician about to perform a trick.
“This…is the kind of brownie that gets you blasted.”
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Kris convinces Susie and Noelle to try edibles. It's definitely something.
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16 Feb 2026
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and real men suck it in. by drytree
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Oct 2022
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Rule number one to surviving the Mafia: know where loyalties lie.
That was common sense, really. Going into bad territory with the wrong person as your backup could leave you backstabbed in the most literal of sense. That was why Narancia didn’t stray far from the team unless he had to, his first and last lesson of betrayal had been grievous. It almost took his life. He’d never forget it.
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He may not look it, But Narancia Ghirga is a man's man. He didn't allow any survivors in a fight or take any insult lying down. He was a real man, like the ones he'd grown up hearing about. Like the one he'd thrown away everything to be like.
Of course, to be a real man, there were some rules you had to follow.
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23 Jan 2026
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Double Vision by baileyjoy3 for justlikeswitchblades
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Jul 2015
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After finishing their finals before Joseph, Caesar and Suzie decide they need to help him unwind with something new. With all of Suzie's good ideas, Caesar is happy to play along. Their boyfriend always seems to feel better after a good fuck.
(This is a commissioned work.)
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15 Jan 2026
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Accattivante by Starlinghue
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Jan 2019
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Whatever Giorno was, he certainly wasn't human. The way Fugo saw it, falling in love with him would be about as reasonable as falling in love with an active volcano. Or the sun. It was destined to end tragically. Whoever loved Giorno Giovanna was destined to burn.
Or: Trish gets married, Mista gets drunk, Fugo gets stabbed, and Giorno gets laid. In that order exactly.
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11 Jan 2026
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Amore Mio by vidoxi
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Oct 2019
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Johnny hates himself and cries a lot but Gyro is nice enough to wreck his stupid ass anyway.
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09 Jan 2026