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Waterboy spends every day after work dreading the next. Being a hero is great, but the constant pressure he puts on himself begins to exacerbate his anxiety. Especially with Flambae berating and belittling him every chance he gets. Getting cursed seems to be just another tally on his exhaustingly long list of rotten luck. So how come things actually begin to improve for once? After all, if you've hit bottom, the only place you can go is up, right?
Flambae doesn't need anyone or anything. He has his family, after all, and a job he likes enough not to want to fall back into committing arson. Sure, he might butt heads occasionally, but it has never impacted his performance before, even when Robert continually threatens him to be nicer to Waterbitch. When he winds up taking home a stray cat after work, he can't even begin to fathom how this might just turn his world upside down.
Or: Waterboy gets cursed to turn into a cat at nightfall. It ironically ends up bringing him and Flambae closer.
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18 Feb 2026
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Meet SDNs newest helpful janitors?
This is a 'What if Waterboy was a twin?!' AU
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17 Feb 2026
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Love’s Not a Game (that being said let’s make it rain…) by IJustWantToBookmarkLmao
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
20 Feb 2026
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“ALRIGHT! You know what time it is, boys.”
Even though Waterboy scooted back, he could clearly see when Sonar pulled out a small notebook from his interior jacket pocket— a pen clipped onto the spiral binding on the side— and slammed it onto the table.
“Which of us will be the first to date Robbie Robertson.”
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The Z-Team have decided to create a new bet after some…enlightening information comes out regarding their chances with a certain broody dispatcher. (Though the result weren’t exactly what they were expecting...)Waterboy wasn’t participating though. Of course not— don’t be ridiculous. Robert would never see Waterboy like…like that.
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Alt. Title: How to Pathetic-Wet-Dog Rizz Up Your Boss Without Really TryingBookmarked by Curiosity_pity
17 Feb 2026
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After the team finds out about Robert being Mecha Man and his drive to get revenge on Shroud. They decide to take matters into their own hands and get some info that could help their favorite depressed dispatcher.
The only problem is that the fucker they nabbed is really good at keeping his mouth shut and nothing they are doing is gaining results.
Somehow Waterboy gets roped in to participate and it's his turn...
At least they can get a good laugh.
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31 Jan 2026
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5 Times the Heroes found Robert's Fighting Hot + 1 Reason why Robert hates Fighting by Hazael0217
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
17 Nov 2025
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Robert fights like a rabid animal, and, really, it shouldn't be as attractive as it is.
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20 Nov 2025