Curbside_Picnic
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- Band of Brothers (TV 2001) (2)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (2)
- Merlin (TV) (1)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (1)
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So easy to know (and forget with this kiss) by Curbside_Picnic
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Jan 2026
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“No. I did have to. You were upset. Is not okay for you to be upset. Ever.” Shane blinks at him. Rozanov blinks back. Neither comment on his words – on the lines they cross, ever so slightly. When Shane doesn’t protest, Rozanov smiles sweetly, swiping his thumb over the man’s bottom teeth. He feels along the ridges of each tooth, pressing his blunt nail into the gums behind them. “Sweet thing. You come to me if you feel this way, yes? I will make it all better.”
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Shane has a hard week, resulting in a meltdown. He calls Ilya. Ilya decides to fuck it all better. Spoiler: it works. -
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He tucks his gun into his back pocket, his phone still inside the other. He shrugs on his hoodie and pulls over the hood, and he can’t help but wonder if his dad knows he isn’t at Scott’s today. Can’t help but think that the pack probably expects him to show up at his doorstep soon. Thinks maybe he should shoot a text for backup.
He thinks twice. Knows they wouldn’t answer. Knows he’s on his own.
Knows he ought to grab his bat before he goes in.
Stiles doesn’t intend on dying today.
Alternatively: Stiles is tired of being underestimated and shows the pack what he's really made of.
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Little Red (Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf) by Curbside_Picnic
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
23 Aug 2024
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It's been 8 years since the McCall Pack decided that Stiles wasn't strong enough to run with wolves - that he was just a useless little human whose body was too fragile and mind was too weak. It's been 8 years since Stiles packed up what little he deemed worthy and disappeared. When John Stilinski is injured in a battle against the newest supernatural entities threatening Beacon Hills, Stiles comes back to town accompanied by new friends and an entirely new life. Forgotten wounds are reopened. New family meets old friends. Now fighting against threats closer to the heart than ever before, Stiles and the McCall pack have to fight together once more. Now, who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
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Yet he loved me all night long (My American Army boy!) by Curbside_Picnic
Fandoms: Band of Brothers (TV 2001)
14 Mar 2024
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“I’ve been hungry,” Eugene beguiles, “Starving for company.”
This gives pause to Speirs, takes them both by surprise. There is an unrushed quality to his tone even he does not quite recognize; this is a gambit he’d thought he grew out of. It always worked, years back, when Eugene would do just this; offer his languid temptation, his salacious bait. Honesty is an attractive tell, and a man like Speirs would not take such a thing lightly. This is a ploy to garner his undivided attention. He’s been starving for that, too.
He’s been hungry; starving for company. It tastes of deliverance. He worked for it, he earned it, this pleasure-pain-sex-fuckmythroatsirplease feeling deep in his gut.
Or...
A more detailed description of the first mention of Eugene and Speirs' sexual ventures in the first title fic of this series.
(You do not have to read the other fic to understand this one AT ALL. Enjoy!)
Series
- Part 2 of Lotus Eater
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When you keep me in a corner (just waiting for you) by Curbside_Picnic
Fandoms: Band of Brothers (TV 2001)
16 Jan 2024
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“You’re not,” Speirs had sighed, “You’re not. But it’s okay, Eugene, 'cause I’m gonna show you how much I want you. How much everybody wants you.” He’d latched his lips onto his pulse point, then, just for a moment, just to taste his doctor’s frantically beating heart, taste the sweat slipping down that gorgeous damn skin. (Unmarred, unmarked, unscarred. It ought to stay that way, Speirs had mused as he’d kissed down the Cajun’s neck, or God help any Kraut who made their Doc bleed.
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Ron and Eugene fuck. Ron battles with the possessiveness and attachment that begins to stem from that.
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- Part 1 of Lotus Eater
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Ronald Speirs and Eugene Roe fall into bed with one another in Austria; they seek sex, blood, and much more. They do a lot of fucking. Not nearly as much talking as they should.
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When you're around, it's sometimes already alright by IzumoKaiju8
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
06 Jan 2026
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Robert has chronic pain and is depressed.
He needs heat therapy or some shit
Flambae is a hothead and a perfect heating pad.
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takes place a bit before Mecha Man's revealSeries
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Bookmarked by Curbside_Picnic
04 Feb 2026
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Harry’s Hilarities: A Harry Potter Joke Book by kmichee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2025
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What do you call a sleeping Norwegian Ridgeback?
Snorebert.Would Harry Potter make a good Quidditch Keeper?
No, but Oliver Wood.Why didn’t Draco Malfoy want to hear any of Hermione’s jokes?
He was afraid of the punchline.What did the Dementors name their musical group?
The Azka-Band.~
Just a collection of Harry Potter jokes I’ve written over the years.
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10 Dec 2025
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Min Yoongi gets into his dream university after being homeschooled his whole life. Because of Yoongi’s natural talent and kind and sweet nature which makes everyone around him fall head over heels for him, six other men, some whose worlds previously never collided, will now clash against each other in a fight to win Yoongi’s heart.
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18 Jun 2025
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It started like this, the three of them get fuckin' shanked in Italy. Throats cut, bleeding out like hogs in a processing plant. Over the second-worst summer of her life, Shiv kept an eye on a troubling new pattern: Roman disappearing with half-baked excuses and coming back with bruises.
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Bookmarked by Curbside_Picnic
02 Jun 2025
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Leaning in close, Harvey murmurs, “You’re awfully mouthy for this early in the evening.”
Mike tilts his head, flirtatious confrontation as the car rolls to a stop. “Bit early in the evening to be discussing my mouth, don’t you think? Sir?”
“Tell you what,” Harvey muses lowly. “You make me look good tonight, I’ll do more than just discuss it. Fair?”
Mike gulps and nods, light-headed, and he doesn’t think it’s from yesterday’s blood loss. He can feel Harvey’s breath on his lips, smell his cologne, subtle and smooth, thinks maybe he’s gonna get luckier than he’d hoped, and then with a smirk Harvey reaches across his body and cracks open the door. “Out,” he commands, and Mike sighs, hauling his tired ass out of the car. Figures.
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05 Aug 2024