CthosEris

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  1. Summary

    Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
    Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!

    This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
    As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!

    “I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
    - Alex Hirsch

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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Listen, Cipher,” Ford growls, “because I am about to make something very, very clear.”

    He moves away from the machine and steps up to Bill, poking him pointedly in his naked chest.

    “You and I are through,” he says. “Whatever… whatever partnership we had before died the day you threatened my home and my family.”

    He grabs both sides of Bill’s shirt in one fist so he can yank him in close, look into his wide, wide eye.

    “So you can keep begging, keep manipulating, keep manhandling me, but the results will all be the same,” he declares, “because I will never sleep with you again. Ever."

     

    Two hours later, Ford finds himself bent over the bathroom sink as Bill fucks him from behind. 

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    Also known as five times Ford and Bill have sex and one time they don't

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Vox makes the mistake of getting into a game of ‘truth or dare’ with Alastor, who is possibly the worst demon in all of Hell to bet against. Luckily for him, Alastor is in a generous mood.

    title is from ‘Cabinet Man’ by Lemon Demon!

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    20 Feb 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    "I'm not scared by extreme, although I doubt I'll find it interesting. What is it?"
    Valentino's eyes narrow slyly over his smile. "If you aren't scared, why do you need a warning?"

     

    Vox has everything under control in his new business partnership with benefits. His emotions, his unfortunate desires, the little mind games they play. Even Valentino himself. When Val offers an invitation to a special show he's performing, Vox knows it's a dare, and knows he has to take it, show Val that he can't be scared or destabilized.

    He has no idea of how deep under his skin the show will get.

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    07 Dec 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Vox likes taking photographs of Alastor in pain. They’re useful, to put it bluntly, for him to jerk off to.

    Unfortunately, the Alastor in his imagination has a thing or two to say about that.

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    17 Feb 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    After being held in Alastor’s shed for several days, Vincent is promoted from being his captive, to officially being his partner-in-crime!

    Of course, their transition into partnership has its difficulties, as Vincent feels like dead weight, and seeks reassurance that he is truly valued and needed by Alastor.

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    17 Feb 2026