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This is all Gwen's fault. Merlin never wanted a stupid smartphone in the first place. Now, he has a smartphone and a supercilious, posh git bullying him on Whatsapp. He really should block the prat.
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The one where Merlin doesn't block the prat and finds out that, maybe, smartphones aren't so bad after all.
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17 Feb 2026
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“You need to get that stick out of your ass. And you need to relax.”
Arthur bristles a little at the choice of words but holds himself back. “It’s a massage, not a holiday. How is that gonna relieve my stress?”
Freya gives him an incredulous look. “You’re an idiot. Have you never had a massage before?” she asks, and it’s obvious that the question is mostly rhetorical. Which is probably the main reason why her eyes grow twice their size at the lack of response. “Oh my God, Arthur! Seriously?!”
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17 Feb 2026
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“Er,” Merlin said eloquently. “What would you like?”
“What I would like,” the man said in a drawl, “is for my barista to not be out on the pull while he’s supposed to be working. Especially if said barista clearly has terrible taste in men.”
Merlin flushed and glanced back down at his mobile. He really hadn’t been looking closely and if he hadn’t been interrupted, he would probably already have forgotten, but with a comment like that, he was fairly certain that he had just swiped left on his next customer.
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14 Feb 2026
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Bad Storms by Houseofioli for stillnotovermylordsixth
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Feb 2026
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A familiar story of a mermaid who saves a pirate before they inevitably fall in love. Except there's a lot more cussing, horniness, and blood involved.
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14 Feb 2026