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They Started It!!! (A Story On How to Piss Off Five Children and Seduce Their Father by Hal Jordan) by RegretsEverything
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
06 Jan 2026
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“My dad says adult bodies can’t survive on Red Bull and cereal alone. Do you even know how to cook rice, Mr. Jordan? Is your tummy okay?”
Hal Jordan’s stomach is fine.
His pride is not.
For reasons known only to the universe at large, the Wayne kids have decided that bullying Hal is their newest hobby. In their under-twelve years of wisdom, they’ve concluded he is too single, too lonely, and way too funny when flustered.
Hal tries to ignore them… until one day he snaps and fires back the pettiest way possible:
He starts flirting with their dad.
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Or Hal has beef with literal preschoolers as a literal adult man.
The Wayne kids bully a full ass adult because he is an easy target and gives top tier reactions. Then they completely lose their minds when Hal turns around and seduces their dad.
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No powers au. Neighbors au. Bruce isn't Batman. Hal isn't Green Lantern. The batkids are still menaces, though.
Bookmarked by CrystalKitten01
20 Feb 2026
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R: 5 O: 6
Um, it sounds like angst is coming up -
New Player by ADHD_Author
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
20 Feb 2026
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An uncontacted demigod is moving into monster infested Gotham. Can Tim get them to Camp without running into Red Hood?
"Tim braced the shaft of his spear between the hinges of its jaw, barely preventing it from biting off his head. Tim’s body became alight with pain as the hellhound’s claws began to dig into his shoulder. He was only half aware of the sound of gunshots, preoccupied with the hellhound on top of him. Suddenly, the weight disappeared and Tim was spitting out dust.
Tim sat up, dumbfounded by the sight that greeted him: Jason Todd in a red hoodie holding a pair of flaming swords with the most baffled look on his face."
Reading the entire series is not required, but I heavily recommend reading Family Reunion for context.
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- Part 5 of Gotham Half-Blood
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Family is where the Crossroads Meet by PotatoStaresBackATTACK
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
19 Feb 2026
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When Tim Drake is a little kid, he decides that he needs to be a brother. (What better way to get hugs!) He starts with research, and forms SAP, his very first ever plan-of-action. Somehow, miraculously, Tim convinces his parents to have a baby through the strength of his PowerPoint presentation prowess! Before he knows it, Big Brother (Tiny) Tim is called to action, and he promises to teach his baby everything they need to know. (And, he secretly decides he will raise the best baby ever and if that means his baby needs hugs he isn't above scheming to get them!)
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The various schemes and protocols of Tiny Tim in his quest to only get The Best for his sister and all the ways that intersects with the Waynes.
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The Slow (so slow) realizations of one Timothy Drake who sees the way his sister is treated (by everyone) and can circle what kind of treatment he **knows** is good.
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A Hero of Two Worlds by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
18 Feb 2026
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Harry had always been a problem child. He thought it was just the weird things he could do, or people being too afraid of Dudley to side with him. Until one day we was running from his cousin and found an alley to hide. And he met a man with horns and goat legs that turned his world upside down.
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Summer of Magic by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2026
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Tim Drake was adopted, which was something that hadn't seemed to matter until the summer he turned ten.
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- Part 1 of don't tickle a sleeping drake
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19 Feb 2026