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    He hates this — hates arguing with her about things, but especially this. Because it wasn’t fair that she was subjected to such limitations of her capabilities and that he had to be the one to ground her back to reality any time an idea wandered around her mind. And he knows she hates it even more; being told what she can/can’t do — which is why she’s so pissed at him for his blunder.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Eddie's breath catches on a sob when he tries to speak. It takes him a couple times but eventually he croaks out “You won't believe me.”

    Fuck. That can't be good.

    The five of them all trade wary looks. This is it. The point of no return. Once they hear what Eddie has to say, they can't unknow it. Once they hear it, it'll become their problem again. They had barely made it through last time, who's to say they all walk away this time?

    Fuck it, somebody's gotta save the world.

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    It's spring break in Hawkins and something is killing teens. Will Billy's presence tip the scales in the UPS's favour? Or will Vecna once again decimate the small town and hurt our rag tag group of heros?

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    13 Jun 2025

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    The thing about John is there was always a part of him that liked to test people. Their patience, their limits - he’d make a mental note of how far he could joke around, or how much he could give someone shit before they snapped. It lost him some friends, but the biggest takeaway John got from this was:

    He liked it when people pushed back.

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    10 May 2025

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    Spencer really hates his student, but he can’t resist her.

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    08 May 2025

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    A split second moment on the way home from a mission convinces three “heros” with very questionable people skills and even more questionable morals to try to matchmake their teammates. What could possibly go wrong?

    Or: Five ways The Thunderbolts try to matchmake Bucky and John and one time they succeed (Kind of)

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    04 May 2025