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Idk dude I just wanted to write smut that’s stuck in my head.
No plot just gratuitous smut. Gloryhole shenanigans.
This takes place a few of years in the future.
I don't super love the idea of these two being sexual at canon age; so I put them in their early 20s.
Anyway, it won't follow the plot timeline.I find it entertaining to think that these two would find themselves with each other when left up to 'random' chance.
For now, I need to exorcise this crap from the creases of my grey matter.Bookmarked by CrunchyTea
27 Feb 2026
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Jabber is a brat who doesn't know when to quit. Zanka is more than happy to teach him.
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25 Feb 2026
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Gachiakuta NSFW Alphabets by Lolliolipop
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
22 Feb 2026
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A collection of NSFW alphabets for Gachiakuta characters
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24 Feb 2026
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An Average Mission for an Average Man by Bblottiefottie
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
19 Feb 2026
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Zanka encounters Jabber during a mission. He didn't expect to be able to escape uninjured, but he also didn't expect to be fucked at the end of it.
The again, the unexpected always happens when Jabber's in the mix.
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23 Feb 2026
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"Nah man, I work here."
Zanka's head snapped to the scantily clad man doing splits on the pole and then back to the raider, jaw unhinged and on the edge of falling off his face entirely.
"Nah," Jabber snorted at his reaction, swatting away at something imaginery "I just supply their viagra, none of the old fucks here can get it up. I'm only here 'cuz the girl that distributed my shi' is out sick. I'm filling in, see?" With that, the raider hooked his thumb under the hem of his shirt and tugged it up lazily before letting go again. Starting to chatter about how everyone had to be 'in uniform' but he got cold, and how the 'boss lady' needed to pay him better if she wanted the full package.
Not that Zanka was getting any of this information. His mind had gone blank at the flash of delicate black lace hiding under rough cloth.
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- Part 1 of Upside Down
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23 Feb 2026
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[You know you love it. You know you want to.]
..There’s a piece of Jabber that the young man himself wants to get rid of— a piece nearly every human has, despite missing evidently in his personality.. a trait he and his “fight-buddy” have both longed to lose in trade for a sense of freedom.
Restraint.
Zanka’s going to realize with time how much of himself is brought out with Jabber’s ache for freedom, how they want exactly what they need from each other, and how only Jabber— of all people— could bring it out of him.Bookmarked by CrunchyTea
23 Feb 2026
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-The Cleaners kidnap Jabber for an antidote to a dying Zanka-
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Is that why he felt like shit? That damn poison was still in his system?! “Wait,” Zanka frowned. “You’re sayin I’m dyin?”
“Well, yeah— BUT..!” Enjin took his hands out of his pockets and grabbed one edge of the opaque room divider next to the bed. “Good news is, we have a way to heal you!” He dramatically rolled the divider away to reveal-
Zanka’s eyes grew wide and he suddenly had enough energy to habitually grab Assitaff from her resting place. “Why the hell is he here for?!?!”
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23 Feb 2026
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The End to a Millenia of Pining by loveandpeanus
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
22 Feb 2026
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At his ex-case's brother's wedding, Gris makes the incredibly genius executive decision to get absolutely hammered and sleep with his equally as inebriated best friend Enjin-of whom he's been pining after for the better part of the last two decades.
The consequences come morning are dire, and Gris is left grappling with the horrific reality that he's just taken advantage of his best friend-meanwhile Enjin's got an entirely separate reading on the whole debacle.
Finally getting to explain what's really been going on all these years ends up creating more problems than it solves.
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23 Feb 2026
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please forgive me (for my distance) by umbreaker (starkllrs)
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
23 Feb 2026
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Enjin has always been an enigma. He's got a tough shell that may well not be worth cracking. And he makes a difficult job of it, too. Gris knows best not to pry. Yet he can't help but let Enjin closer than he ought to be.
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23 Feb 2026
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I need to keep going. by Stories_by_a_ladybug
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
15 Dec 2025
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Finals week or Zanka's final week?
Once again, Zanka finds himself pushing himself farther than what the human body can afford, and once again, jabber is there to stop him.
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or: Zanka studies himself sick from familial pressure, and jabber takes care of him.
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23 Feb 2026
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Sometimes Gris seriously wonders what exactly goes on up in Enjin’s head. He’s a team leader with three kids, and is somehow one of the most reckless people he knows. Not with the kids around, but when he’s off by himself? It’s like all that stuff he tells his team goes out the door. Like it just doesn’t apply to him. He’d never let one of his kids go waltzing around in a No Man’s Land or a polluted zone alone. But him? Oh that was fair game, it didn’t matter if he did it.
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Enjin stresses Gris out.
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- Part 2 of Gachiakuta
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23 Feb 2026
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The Racing (F1) au no one ever asked for but I was inspired by @malmijal0 artwork on X.
Warnings for yearning, injury and hospitals and found family.
No one ever tells you how quickly life can flip, when life is held between tire and tarmac and the reward is a champion title the question is what are you willing to do to achieve it.Series
- Part 1 of Racers
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22 Feb 2026
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Zanka Nijiku is a masterpiece of technical labor, but tonight, his porcelain mask has a three-point crack in it. Enter Jabber Wonger, the "Vandal of the Rink," who’s less interested in his first-place finish than he is in watching the Ice Prince finally bleed. When Jabber’s sharp tongue strikes Zanka’s deepest insecurity, being merely average, the resulting friction burns hotter than the Olympic spotlight. In the steam of a darkened locker room, surgical precision collides with Gutter-born chaos, proving that for a machine to find its soul, it first has to be broken by a monster who likes the sting.
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AKA a Janka Smut Oneshot, but make it an Olympic Figure Skating AUSeries
- Part 1 of Janka - Olympic Figure Skating AU
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22 Feb 2026
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Jabber Wonger Vs. Violating the Laws of Science by Nostalgic_CoffeeCup
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
14 Feb 2026
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Jabber had a good handle on things. He knew what he wanted. He knew how to get it. And recently, he knew what Zanka wanted. And he knew that he really wanted him to accomplish that (beating the hell outta Jabber). So when he wants to see Zanka laughing his head off without a care in the world, he decides the new toxin he's come across is perfect for their next fight.
But that's not exactly how it happens. Because Jabber Wonger is a scientist that doesn't like to follow all the rules.
And when the consequence of that ends up being him having to trip sit a very clingy, overly affectionate Zanka?
Well, he's not gonna regret it now.
This is not gonna permenantely affect him at all. He'll be fine. He can handle it.
(Spoiler Alert: He absolutely cannot)
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- Part 1 of Well, Now It's Everyone's Problem
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22 Feb 2026
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Consequences, Apparently by Moss_eater202
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
15 Feb 2026
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I like to think Jabber can activate his vital instrument at will—he could use just one hand normally if he wanted. He could also switch it from poison to a straight blade, depending on the situation. These ideas are mostly for the porn plot.
I need more pervy fics to read of them so I decided to write my own. Sorry if this isn't your cup of tea.
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17 Feb 2026
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Jabber was always a jealous person. Anything that belongs to him doesn’t need anyone or anything else.
So why did he never realize that Zanka and Mary Poppins were so close? Why does Zanka look so happy with him?
Jabber boils with jealousy.
Or: Jabber gets jealous over Enjin’s interaction with Zanka, they argue, Jabber begs Zanka, and since they’re equally unhinged, Zanka loves it.
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15 Feb 2026
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Zanka's been ignoring the letters. As long as he doesn't reply, they should eventually stop. Or at least, they'll become a problem for future him.
Except he's officially out of time, because his siblings have come to take him home.
Or: the one in which Zanka doesn't want to be in an arranged marriage, and ends up spilling the beans to Jabber during a fight. Jabber suggests eloping.
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15 Feb 2026
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Dirty Little Secret by Gyatwo, manibanani
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
14 Feb 2026
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Zanka, tryhard and perfectionist, must grapple with his totally not romantic feelings in relation to Jabber.
*A Janka fic based off the lyrics of my favorite song Dirty Little Secret by All-American Rejects.
First fic in foreveer and my editor/monster under my bed forced me to write this!
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15 Feb 2026
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Newly married and living within the Cleaners HQ, Zanka begins to unravel under the weight of his love for Jabber, his insecurities, and the fear of not being enough. With Jabber’s secrecy and unexplained absences recently. Zanka reaches a breaking point.
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- Part 2 of My Man My Man My Man!
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14 Feb 2026
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There's no way an omega like Zanka should even be allowed to roam around like this. He was far too dangerous, no alpha could claim him even if they tried. Zanka was clearly the one in full control, not whatever alpha was dumb enough to think they could overpower him.
(this is lowkey just hardcore porn but i cannot write without adding a tiny bit of plot LOL)
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11 Feb 2026