CromulentGoose



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    He waits until Bucky’s got a happy mouthful of eggs and toast.

    “I want to fuck you when you’re asleep.”

    Bucky has too much control over himself to spit out his food, no matter how startled, and he’s too well mannered thanks to Winnifred Barnes’ loving supervision to talk with his mouth full, both of which were what Steve was banking on. Plus, it’s fascinating to watch Bucky’s eyes bug out and then narrow. No other man can chew so slowly while radiating not-necessarily-friendly intent.

    Steve smiles his sweetest smile, and Bucky’s eyes narrow further, until they’re luminous blue slits.

    He swallows.

    Steve helplessly tracks the bob of his throat and drags his eyes back up to Bucky’s.

    “Steven Grant,” Bucky says, tone somewhere between amusement and admonishment. “Way to spring that on a guy.”

    “I’m communicating!”

    “You’re an asshole is what you are.”

     

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    Steve, Bucky, and a never-ending quest to crawl into each other’s flesh.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Steve juts his chin out. "Is that what you usually do? Roll your pretty eyes and half-ass a pick-up line?" Bucky’s reeling, but he’s not going to let the chance slip away.
    “You think my eyes are pretty?” Steve’s grin widens and Bucky is so fucking pleased to learn that Captain America takes teasing like a champ.

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    As jobs go, she can't complain about the benefits...

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    18 Feb 2026

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    There’s been a situation, Nat texts. It’s Steve.

    Bucky doesn’t actually know what the situation is. She wouldn’t tell him over the phone—wouldn’t say anything except promise that Steve’s alive and safe. Bucky keeps thinking about how she almost said ‘uninjured’ but then swallowed it down.

    He’s always had an active and morbid imagination. He remembers thinking the war made it worse, but boy, the war had nothing on the seventy years that followed. Worst-case scenarios flash through his mind. He lets it because shoving them down and thinking of Jesus never works. If nothing else, they’re a good distraction, and if the flash-parade of Steve injured and hurt and scared and broken disturbs him, at least he knows none of it’s real, unlike the dreams from which he wakes up screaming.

    Still, nothing could have prepared him to walk into the compound and be faced with Steve fucking Rogers standing tall and unharmed but also three sizes bigger and distinctly green.

    “What the fuck?”


    Steve gets blasted with gamma rays. Bucky’s size kink triples in size—much like Steve.

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    Written for this prompt: Steve and Bucky are at a gay bar in the 30s, and some guy offers them money to take pictures of them as they fuck. They need the money, they say yes, and pretty much forget about it afterwards. The pictures come out years later.

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