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A series of loosely connected chapters or scenes centered on pre-memory wipe Rover and Luuk confronting their individual pasts while raising young Aemeath in the Frost Lands and Lahai Roi.
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17 Feb 2026
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“People will assume things.”
Shane tilted his head. “Ilya. They already are.”
Blazing at the very top: #HotRivals. The title read: A Comprehensive Timeline of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov (You’re Welcome)
Shane Hollander accidentally soft launches his secret relationship with Ilya Rozanov. Several coffee cups, a jacket incident, accidental Russian, and one extremely obvious rivalry later, fans come to a conclusion: Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are not straight and not fooling anyone.
Five times fans almost figure it out, and one time they do.
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12 Feb 2026
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Ilya turned slightly toward the reporter. “Shane won’t say this, but it’s true. When your captain is calm, you don’t panic. You just… follow him.”
The reporter blinked. “You’re talking about Shane’s leadership?”
Ilya’s smile was devastating. “Am talking about my husband.”
The room sucked in a collective breath. Husband. Said as if they were discussing muffin recipes.
On the internet: Breaking: Shane Hollander maintains perfect composure while his teammate professes eternal devotion live on air.
Shane agrees to one post-game interview with Ilya. Ilya is determined to make sure everyone knows how brilliant, beautiful, and perfect his husband is.
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- Part 1 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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12 Feb 2026
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Leaning over Shane was a man. He had dark hair and was annoyingly handsome, the sort who looked like he’d never struggled with a grammatical case in his life.
Shane laughed. Ilya turned his head.
That was his husband. His Shane. His beautifully focused Shane, with the scattered freckles and the adorable way he leaned into a problem. And he was gifting that hard-won laugh to a stranger.
“I can supervise,” Ilya said suddenly. “Just to ensure everything is… correct.”
Ilya is happy Shane is learning Russian. He just wasn’t prepared for how it would feel to watch someone else teach him, correct him, and make him laugh.
Ilya reacts normally. Which is to say: not at all.
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12 Feb 2026
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The top tweet read: Rozanov did not win that game. Hollander won it from the bench with VIBES and a JERSEY two sizes too big.
The side-by-side said it all: Ilya looking derailed by Shane casually adjusting his sleeve.
Another chimed in: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MARRY YOUR CAPTAIN.
Ilya gets distracted mid-match because his husband wears his jersey.
Harris makes a PR decision. The internet makes it worse.
Featuring: one cursed jersey bet, one tired PR manager, and a fanbase that has decided Shane Hollander controls his husband with eye contact alone.
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- Part 2 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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12 Feb 2026