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“We are so going to Guardian Hell,”
“Why is Hell your reflex response to whenever we ge-”
“Ahem…”
“Alright alright, why is that your reflex reaction whenever I get us into one of these situations? You are an autonomous light bulb capable of raising the dead. You were created by a gigantic sphere capable of terraforming galaxies. I know you don’t believe in God so why d-”
“Did you just assume my religious orientation? I’ll have you know that I am very religious!”
“Oh please stop.”
“Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, the Traveler?”
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"We have been climbing this vine for hours!"
"Canach....please. We are almost there."
"You said that TWO hours ago, so do pardon my lack of faith in your timekeeping abilities."
"I swear to the Pale Tree, we don't have time for this! There is an Elder Dragon trying to tear our minds apart."
"I am well aware of the beast poking in around in our brains. He gave up on trying to seduce me. Now he just plays those songs the Menders back in the Grove love. Constantly."
"Do you not like them?"
"No. I don't know how Mordremoth figured that out but if I had to hazard a guess, he probably dug through my memory. Does our dearest Father also pry into your mind?"
"Of course. I feel that every thought I have is no longer private."
"Hmm... well I guess Father knows about those thoughts then. I wonder how it feels about one of his children growing up."
"What thoughts are you talking about?!"
"Your thoughts about the Comma-"
"CANACH! I will push you off this vine!"
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A young Au Ra squealed loudly as she ran through her village. Her tiny legs pumped furiously as she rushed towards her father. Thankfully he saw her coming so he was able to scoop her up before she crashed headfirst into his leg. With a loud rumbling laugh, the man swung his daughter around before settling her on his hip.
"What it is that has gotten you into a such a frenzy little one?"
"My scale came off!"
The little girl shrieked and shoved a tiny white scale into her father's face. The man craned his head back a bit to keep from going cross-eyed. His lips turned up into a happy grin as he examined the scale closely. The father looked his daughter over closely and noticed a few other spots where her scales were starting to slip free."Well, would you look at that! My baby is growing up!"
"Papa! I'm not a baby!"
"Oh really now. Well, I guess I can tell mom that you are too grown up for sweet choaco cream and sweet cakes."
The older Au Ra grinned as his child squealed and protested loudly that she was still a child. He cuddled his child close which elicited a stream of giggles from the little one."Lets go tell your mother about your upcoming Scale Day celebration."
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In which the dragoons of Ishgard are faced with the difficulties of dealing with two drugged Au Ras. May the hijinks ensue.
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The number of Scions has been severely reduced after the conspiracy in Ul'Dah. Retreating to Ishgard to lick their wounds and re-organize, the Scions of the Seventh Dawn begin to work to fix what has been broken. But one cannot work tirelessly, so it wouldn't hurt to take a nap once in a while.