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Vampire Empire (BATJOKES) by Consumer_Sadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, Batman: The Killing Joke (Comics), Batman: Arkham (Video Games)
23 May 2025
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"Joker feels shellshocked when he watches Bruce dress and leave. For the first time in forever, he has literally no words to rebuttal with.
It feels like a sort of defeat, when he screams into the pillow at his own genuine interest in seeing Brucie Wayne again."
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Joker doesn't know how to feel about Gotham's infamous playboy, but the uncertainty doesn't stop him from coming back.
Until he finds out Bruce Wayne's been playing him all along, and even Batman can't save Gotham now.
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Domesticity in replace of hate (BATJOKES) by Consumer_Sadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Mar 2025
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The way Jack snuggles into his chest, seeking comfort but almost as if trying to hide himself. His eyes flutter, staring at Bruce's skin as if looking anywhere else would reveal too much. Then, in the quietness of the room, he mumbles. Small, almost afraid to admit it. "Sometimes it feels like...there's more to us. Something missing, something big."
Bruce, now much more alert, sits up. Jack follows his movements, though still keeps his head down even when Bruce forcefully grabs his shoulders. "What do you mean?" Bruce asks, almost a desperate plea. The first few words of normalcy he's heard in days, and yet his excitement quells as Jack looks away.
Curling in on himself, Jack huffs. A pathetic kind of laugh, almost unsure with how to feel. "I don't...I don't know"
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Joker felt an arm wrap around him, and he flinched, kicking them away with a gasp. His eyes widened when he watched Bruce Wayne stumble back with a shocked expression on his face. "I-I'm..." He wanted to say he was sorry, but when did he ever apologize for anything he did?
So he just laughed. Not jolly, not manic, not to cope with his emotions, he just laughed. because he was broken, and he didn't know what else to do.
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Something happens to the Joker, and Batman is forced to nurse him back to health at Wayne Tower. But what happens when Bruce suddenly disappears? Forced to save him, Joker makes an unexpected discovery.
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Jack's happy. Truly, he is! He has Bruce, and that's all he's ever really needed.
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' "We don't work, Bats. We never have. But...I think that's what I liked the most, about you. You brought out the worst in me, as did I. Heck, you are even now. You made me forget the past, whatever my past truly was. Made me focus on the now, the animal I am. But with Eddy, it's like..." He thought, carefully about his next words. Words to part with, to drill into the Bat's skull that this was truly the end of them. "Eddy brings out the best in me. Makes me feel things I thought I could no longer experience, made me love for the first time, not under a guise of hate. I feel alive, around him, in the same ways I can cause destruction. I think that...if rehabilitation was ever possible for me, he'd be the one I want by my side. And even if he wasn't, all I need in life is him." '
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Joker realizes what he has all along, willing to give it all up if it means being happy.
Recent series
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Batjokes kinktober except it's the middle of the year and updates won't be regular LMAO by Consumer_Sadness
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman: The Telltale Series (Video Game)
26 Jun 2024
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What the title says lmao. I want to get better at smut so what better way than this?
Some might be long, some short, some just prompy. But whatev, you came for smut so buckle up hoes.- Words:
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My Gift For You by Mx_Jay
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
03 Oct 2025
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"As thanks for giving me the best Bowser Day gift ever, I’ll get back at you tenfold~”
The king growls playfully near the blushing ear.Hoo boy, that’s gonna be something interesting...
Bookmarked by Consumer_Sadness
07 Feb 2026
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Game, Set, and Match by TheGreatWave74, trombonekid98
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
11 Oct 2023
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Peach and Daisy sneak out of their respective castles for a friendly game of tennis. When things start to feel a bit boring, however, Daisy proposes they play strip tennis, leading to things getting quite heated between the overly competitive pair.
Series
- Part 45 of Yuri Rarepair Heaven
Bookmarked by Consumer_Sadness
06 Feb 2026
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What Happens in the Locker Room by LostWithoutYouHere
Fandoms: Mario Strikers (Video Games), Super Mario Strikers (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
24 Nov 2023
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Game over! Daisy wins! The spunky princess of the desert kingdom is riding high on her team's latest victory. When she heads to the locker room for a much-needed shower, she finds someone special waiting for her, someone who can give her exactly what she needs...
Just a spicy little encounter, inspired by the fan art of Moz Lunsford. Enjoy!
Bookmarked by Consumer_Sadness
06 Feb 2026
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Sometimes Daisy liked to feel feminine.
Bookmarked by Consumer_Sadness
06 Feb 2026
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Daisy's Winter Shibari Experience by TheMiceOfAll
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms
03 Jan 2026
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Princess Peach and Princess Daisy have been dating for a couple months. When Peach invites the latter to her castle in the face of a winter storm, she could not imagine what Daisy had planned for both of them.
Bookmarked by Consumer_Sadness
06 Feb 2026