ConsumableDoveCorpse



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    The second time Lan Wangji loses Wei Wuxian, he is no longer able to follow him; He has reached immortality. So instead, he waits.
    Years later, Wei Ying sees a phone recording of a mysterious mountain man, and his body acts on its own. He travels to Gusu.

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    OR Wei Wuxian dies, and Lan Wangji waits for his reincarnation. He has to wait a lot longer than he expects.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Jiang Cheng sucks in a sharp breath. “What year do you think it is, Wei Wuxian?”

    “2001,” Wei Wuxian says, and then cracks up when Jiang Cheng’s eyes widen in alarm. “Calm down, I’m just kidding. I know it’s 2014.”

    Jiang Cheng stares at him.

    Wei Wuxian is quiet for a beat. “I presume from your reaction that it is not actually 2014.”

    “No,” Jiang Cheng says softly. “No, it’s not.”

    (Or, the one where Wei Wuxian loses his memories, and tries to figure out why he isn't dating Lan Wangji yet.)

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Su She is 10% stupider. Lan Wangji has a terrible day. Revelations are had. A Qiongqi prison break fix-it feat. core-destroying poison.

    Or, what if that cup of wine Wei Wuxian drank for Lan Wangji after the Phoenix Mountain hunt wasn't just wine?

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    27 Jan 2026

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    There's this tumblr post about what would have happened if Jin Zixun poisoned that wine he gave to the twin Jades. Or planned to. He was /planning/ to have a little fun with them and make them appear a little drunk by the poison to draw on their golden cores. What he did not know is that Wei Wuxian would step in and -because he has no core- just collapse immediately in the middle of the banquet.

    This is about as well-received as expected.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    He had realized that something was wrong when they’d started asking him questions. Strange, prying questions And he’d found himself helplessly answering, whether he wanted to or not.
    “Are you really Wei Wuxian?”
    “That’s me!”
    “The Yiling Louzu?”
    “Not anymore.”
    “What?”
    “Now I’m just a humble rogue cultivator, wandering the world in search of adventure, pretending that I don’t want to run back to Gusu.” He frowned, confused. “Why did I say that? Wait. you drugged me, didn’t you! Was it the wine? Had to be the wine. I knew it tasted weird, but I didn’t want to be rude. That was stupid of me, I guess.”

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    Wei Wuxian is kidnapped and dosed with a truth drug in an attempt to learn his dark and powerful secrets. If only they could get his to STOP talking about Lan Wangji long enough to tell them.
    This kidnapping is not going according to plan.

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    27 Jan 2026