ConstantCrisis
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my heart is beating the same by ConstantCrisis
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
02 Jan 2026
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The door to Dan and Phil's flat slammed shut with a bang, hard enough to shake the walls.
"Dan, please, you're not being reasonable!"
"He was practically undressing you with his eyes, Phil!"
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When Phil runs into an old hookup from uni, Dan gets more than the usual amount of jealous, and they talk about what's really been bothering him.
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Machiavelli and Macbeth Dialogue by ConstantCrisis
Fandoms: Macbeth - Shakespeare, Il Principe | The Prince - Niccolò Machiavelli, Historical RPF
13 Mar 2025
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Machiavelli advises Macbeth on what to do about the prophecy.
(just read it. you know you're curious)
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Good Old Fashioned Demolition Loverboys by ConstantCrisis
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
25 Mar 2024
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Just a goofy little fic of Keith and Lance falling in love at the Garrison. There will be shenanigans and kissing, enjoy!
Edit:
This is actually going to be a rewrite of the whole show, but yeah that's where it starts.
Recent bookmarks
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The future we didn’t plan for (A soft place to land) by mimismile
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
11 Feb 2026
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Phil didn't plan to get pregnant.
Dan didn't plan to be a dad.
A story about bodies that change, love that adapts, and the soft places people land when they stop pretending they aren't scared.
Bookmarked by ConstantCrisis
22 Feb 2026
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Brought to Heel by Justpassingthrough999
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
16 Feb 2026
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Dan can’t get Phil’s suggestion that he try puppy play out of his head- so he caves, despite his reservations. In the process, he ends up healing a part of himself that was broken long ago, and learns it’s okay to want to be taken care of.
Series
- Part 2 of 🐱 Pet play fics 🐶
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Flatmates by intoapuddle for jestbee
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
28 Jun 2022
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oh my god they were flatmates / the fuckboy!phil au we all deserve
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- English
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Bookmarked by ConstantCrisis
17 Feb 2026
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Let Me Be Your Call Boy by auroraphilealis (peachrayne), embarrassing_myself
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF), Video Blogging RPF
24 Aug 2016
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After coming out as gay to his friends on his birthday, the last thing Dan is expecting is to be gifted a call boy as a present, let alone one that’s been paid for for the entire night. Allowing Phil to show him the ropes is his first mistake, paying him to come back every week is his second, and using him to convince his parents he really is gay is his third. As a successful lawyer, the money isn’t the problem - falling in love is.
Voted First Place in Best Smut and Best Collab in the Phanfic Awards 2016!
- Language:
- English
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- 263,601
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- 14/14
- Comments:
- 396
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Bookmarked by ConstantCrisis
17 Feb 2026
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"It’s not even about being, well, gay – he has repressed numerous thoughts on the subject since he met Phil, and he cannot address them yet. It’s too much, too many shrubs, too many thorns, so he will set it aside in the dark forest of his mind for now.
But that’s not the whole of sexuality. And, even if he wants to avoid the big one for sanity reasons at the moment, he knows about tags, how stupid they are and how prominent. Top or bottom. Dom or sub, which sounds kinkier – but hell, at this point even choosing between being the big or the little spoon appears like a manifest and a self-assertion declaration. And everything too much of a fucking deal."
2009 Baby Dan cannot possibly be a top – or can he?
Bookmarked by ConstantCrisis
17 Feb 2026