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So much time spent wandering the jungles of Tal’Dorei, so much time away from the Squall, and now Dorian can barely handle an early fall evening at high altitude.
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Written early C3: Dorian and Orym are sharing guest accommodations in Zephrah post-canon. (Now obviously canon-divergent.)
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Fandoms: Candela Obscura (Critical Role Web Series)
02 Sep 2023
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After, Marion has nowhere to go that won’t stink of loneliness, so he does what he always used to. He follows Finnerty’s lead.
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If only there were a broad-spectrum antibiotic that could treat the side effects of having a drug-induced threesome with your coworkers.
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25 Feb 2026
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Samira's had her whole life mapped out since she was thirteen. You know what they say about best-laid plans.
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23 Feb 2026
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Abbot is all restraint, all talk and no bite. Samira knows he's been flirting with her, because she'd discovered weeks ago she's been flirting right back.
And if you think about it -
Eight months is a long time with just her fingers.
"Jack." Samira says and the reaction it elicits immediately sets her heart pounding. Dr. Abbot - Jack - inhales sharply, eyes widening. He takes a step forward, pure instinct driven, before stopping himself. And, oh. There's a power that she suddenly feels, coursing through her veins and setting her blood on fire.
"Walk me home?"
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21 Feb 2026
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She’s drunk on the floor of Trinity and Whitaker’s living room, and they’re talking about nudes when she admits she’s taken them, but never built up the courage to send any. That it’s always felt awkward, that she’s never felt pretty or sexy or delicate enough, that it’s always felt cringe.
Trinity blinks at her in confusion. “But you’re hotter than the surface of the fucking sun. I’ve seen what’s under your scrubs, Samira. What do you fucking mean, not sexy enough?”
“Seriously, have you seen yourself?” Mel asks. “You could put anyone on their knees.”
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Samira Mohan turns thirty, decides to buy herself lingerie about it, and takes some nudes. And then she accidentally texts one of them to Jack Abbot.
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14 Feb 2026
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After crashing his car in a blizzard, Robby wakes up in the care of Dennis Whitaker, the closet thing to a doctor in Amish country.
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09 Feb 2026