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• Totally regular and not fantastical happenings by Cone_Emperor

  Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Other
  • Work in Progress

  11 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Toby Smith | Tubbo
  • TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Phil Watson | Philza
  • Eret (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Dissociation
  • Panic Attacks
  • Anxiety Disorder
  • Autism Spectrum
  • Neurodiversity
  • Phil Watson is Called Philza (Video Blogging RPF)
  • This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think
  • Major Character Injury
  • Implied/Referenced Character Death
  • They/Them Pronouns for Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Ranboo-centric (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Platonic Relationships
  • Platonic Soulmates
  • Platonic Cuddling
  • twist ending
  • How Do I Tag
  • My First Work in This Fandom
  • My First AO3 Post
  • Techno dad supremacy
  • Body Horror
  • Psychological Horror
  • Eating Disorders
  • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm

  Summary

  Ranboo knew the American education system sucked. But they were also about 99.99% sure the little sex ed they got would've mentioned something about sprouting literal horns.

  And a tail.

  This couldn't possibly be bad news, could it?

  °°°°

  Or, in which Ranboo's day gets absolutely off-rails.

  Language:

  English

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