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Ship Happens! by otterspace418
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
04 Feb 2026
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Ten years ago, Rey Niima and Ben Solo were the darling co-stars of Regency Rebels, Britain's most beloved period drama. Then Ben spectacularly imploded. DUI, scandals, leaked sex tape, and a cancelled final season that took Rey's breakout role down with it.
Now? Rey's career is flatlining. Two box office bombs. A soul-crushing breakup with Poe Dameron, who's now parading his interesting new girlfriend across every tabloid. And the entire internet has decided she's "too boring" to matter.
Enter Ben Solo. Her former co-star. The man who destroyed her career. Britain's favourite bad boy with a leather jacket habit and a talent for poor decisions. He's spent the last ten years clawing his way back from tabloid disaster, and he's still got that dangerous charm that makes headlines.
One paparazzi ambush in Central London goes viral. One catastrophically drunken night in Canto Bight. And Rey wakes up married to the man who ruined everything.
Now they have to figure out what the hell to do about it.
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- Part 1 of Ship Happens Universe
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04 Dec 2025
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come and hit me like a headrush by Anonymous for flipflop_diva
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Apr 2025
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There's a lot of way missions could go wrong. This was not one Natasha had expected.
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15 Nov 2025
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all eyes on you my magician (all eyes on us) by heartsforjm
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Black Widow (Movie 2021), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
03 Sep 2025
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“Nope. I would still want to bend you over even if you had your cookie monster pants on.”
“You’re so weird.”
“Mmm, I love it when you talk dirty to me.” Steve giggles and wiggles behind her back, sliding his hand behind her waist and presses his lips to the side of her neck. He kisses her pulse and pinches her hips causing Natasha to jump and spill a droplet of her champagne.
A scratch in their ears tear them apart.
“You guys know that your comms are still on right?” Tony speaks, a sassy tone dripping on his tongue.
“Yeah, we can hear everything—“ Sam mumbles.
“I want to puke—“
“Make sure it’s not on my Italian loafers, Robin Hood.”
or…
Steve just can’t keep his hands off Natasha the whole mission and the whole team is sick of them.
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15 Nov 2025
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Ben Solo might look like just another harmless frat bro but Rey knows better. She's seen him crack a table top with his bare hands. She's seen his eyes glow gold when he watches her at night.
Ben is absolutely, definitely, irrefutably a vampire. She's sure of it.
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01 Jul 2024
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the trouble with local newspapers and oral sex by ClaireLily
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
30 Jan 2018
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Cunnilingus by an expert: extremely attractive man in his late 20s, single, expert in the subject, offers his services FREELY to CLEAN ladies who value PERSONAL HYGIENE. Please call or text the following number and ask to talk to BIG D about his mouth, and we can make arrangements.
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03 Mar 2024