Completely_not_myself
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The Whole Shebang by Completely_not_myself
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Feb 2026
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The phalloplasty tag doesn't have nearly enough content, and most of it is of fandoms I don't go to. Someone had to fix this and apparently it's going to be me.
Here's some fluffy nonsense about post-phallo Peter Parker and trans-ally Wade Wilson getting together and (eventually) getting lucky.
"Between relatively stable finances, his solid friendship with Deadpool, and a general lack of world ending crises in the last few months, it is high time for the Parker luck to pull the rug out from under Peter. And that’s why he’s not going to ask Deadpool out on a date. No matter how much he wants to. He’s not going to. Definitely not.
Peter really sucks at doing what’s good for him sometimes."
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Petrichor and Rotting Wood by Completely_not_myself
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
18 Jun 2025
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His prey were stupid. That helped. That always helped.
They hadn’t bothered to send out scouts. Hadn’t bothered to check the shadows. They hadn’t listened; had not heeded the whispers. Don’t go into those woods at night. You know not what danger lies just out of sight.
The men had guns. This only meant that the monster must be quick. The monster must be smart. The monster must be prepared.
A fog lay heavy between the trees, clinging to gnarled roots. The monster checked that his gas mask was properly fitted, not letting in any unfiltered air. Perfect.
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Sebastian Moran is a rebel without a cause (literally - pro patria mori is a pile of shite). Jim Moriarty is an evil genius in need of a right hand (not literally - he’s already got one of those in the freezer). It's a relationship meant to be.
AKA The Life And Times of Sebastian Moran, Bastard Extraordinaire. Spanning seven years and three continents, containing 496 uses of the word "fuck", multiple murders, several criminal acts, a couple of explosions, a large amount of violence and sex (often combined), an utter disregard of rules and morals, and somewhere in the middle of this something that almost looks like a happy and loving relationship.
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As Soft as Steel by blackthorn_possum
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Mar 2024
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In which the Soldier makes a very long journey, the Captain takes on a new role, the Widow pays a visit to an old friend, Iron Man is a hot mess, and the Falcon is very done with everyone.
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It would be so simple to complete the mission.
So simple to acquire acceptable clothing – there were entire supply closets full of the medical uniforms – to cover the prosthesis with sterile gloves, blend in with the hospital personnel, wait until the change of guard to enter the Captain’s room. To slit his throat, press the hands over his mouth until his breath ran out, tamper with the intravenous medications, or introduce air into the veins. It had done these things many times before. Deaths in medical centers were easily disguised, and he had been so weak, so heavily damaged when it…
It pulled him from the river. Why had it pulled him from the river?
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- Part 1 of A Strange Sensation
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The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
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- Part 1 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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If Never Again, If Every Day by gallifreyburning, takiki16
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
02 Jun 2022
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Current-day Nicky wakes up one morning to find himself re-living the first day he met Yusuf in 1099, and Nicolò from 1099 finds himself with a stranger named Joe in 2021. Time-crossed and facing old and new challenges, the two lovers have to find their way back to each other.
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- Part 1 of Fic Tennis - The Old Guard
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?