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31 Dec 2025
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Edward Teach doesn't have an anger problem. At least, he doesn't think he has an anger problem until a road rage incident ends in a car wreck that takes Izzy's leg. When Izzy takes his life, Edward reaches rock bottom.
Six years later, and Edward is getting better. He is in love with Stede Bonnet and going to therapy when his therapist recommends a group for people with anger problems. At least, Edward thinks he is getting better.
Meanwhile, Stede decides the supportive thing to do is be there for Ed, even if it means volunteering at the soup kitchen run by Roach that just so happens to be held at the same time as Ed's meetings. As Ed tries to heal, Stede finds himself struggling to save the homeless people that come to the kitchen - especially one dark man with a missing leg.
(Tags will change as the story unfolds, I promise)
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26 Nov 2025
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A First Mate's Guide to Accidental Nibling Acquisition by Jockles
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Oct 2022
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Stede and Ed agree to take Alma and Louis on board to let Mary and Doug go away together. Izzy is not best pleased, but when Alma decides that Izzy is the best, and that in turn Stede is the worst, Izzy finds himself trying to convince Alma that actually Stede is pretty great.
But life aboard the revenge is much too ridiculous to let Izzy get away with that, and with seagull eggs, feral kittens, drawing lessons, sword fights, light stabbing, and other definitely-child-safe activities keeping him entertained, Izzy almost doesn’t notice his feelings about the co-captains are changing.- Language:
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19 Nov 2025
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17 Nov 2025
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The result of their monthly visits to Jim's Nana was a generous stock of fruit, more than enough to share even if Stede hadn’t been inclined towards good manners. That was natural for the Gentleman Pirate, yes? So it was nothing at all to offer Izzy the last of his orange, wrapped in an embroidered silk handkerchief to keep his fingers clean.
The inconsequential nature of the gesture made it all the more shocking when Izzy flinched, staring at the orange as if Stede had just offered him salvation, not a bit of fruit.
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Written for the High Seas event! Each chapter will include one of the prompts. Updated daily until the event is over.
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13 Nov 2025
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Frenchie falls hard and fast. It takes Izzy a little while longer to catch up. This is the slow courtship of Izzy Hands, using flowers.
This fic was written for OFMD Aro/Ace Week 2024.
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17 Sep 2024
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In which Aziraphale makes more of an effort to be involved with Crowley's interests and hobbies.
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18 Jul 2024
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After coming across a perfect, horrendous gift for his captain, Izzy decides to do something nice for once in his life. Unfortunately, what he fails to account for is that nobody who resides within the captains' cabin of the Revenge has ever been capable of being normal about anything. Things escalate.
Then things escalate again.
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09 Jul 2024
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When Louis asks to wear a skirt to Mary and Doug's wedding, Stede takes him to Kraken Fineries to get one custom-made. After meeting Ed, the owner of the shop, Stede decides that his own rather bland wardrobe needs a bit of a refresh.
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04 Feb 2024
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23 Jan 2024
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Ed's minding his business when the new neighbor's kid comes around holding a human puppet. It's creepy as hell, but as soon as the kid's father rounds the corner, Ed doesn't mind.
ETA: Podfic available here from Kninjaknitter my darling dearest
“Hello,” says the strangest voice Ed’s ever heard, jolting him out of his reverie, sending his heart speeding into chaos.He opens his eyes and he’s staring straight at a stuffed animal in the shape of a human person. It is bald with a tiny hat and too-big eyes and it wears a blue shirt and a name tag that says Jeffy in the sort of scrawl normally reserved for words written in blood.
A puppet, he realizes several seconds beyond when it would have been appropriate to respond.
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08 Oct 2023
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Ed has been nude modelling for five years. He's seen enough sketches of himself from every angle to know his body better than any lover has ever known it. He's reached a point in his career where he believes that he's seen everything that the artists sketching him have to offer.
That is until he meets Stede Bonnet, who draws his scars into constellations and makes them worth looking at.- Language:
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04 Aug 2023
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Love at first scent.
Stede's heard all about it. Teachers brought it up in biology class and students gossiped about who had found their destined mate while he was growing up. Everyone had a destined mate, someone who was made for them by the universe, and you'd know who it was when you smelled them for the first time.
Love at first scent.
Stede longs for it.
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15 Jul 2023
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13 Jun 2023
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“When I started," says Roach, "I had gathered all of these ideas about repressed housewives, you know? I thought that I would be running around fulfilling hardcore BDSM fantasies all night.”
“Somebody read fifty shades of grey one too many times,” mutters Izzy.
“I am taxing you for mentioning that title on the clock,” says Roach, reaching forwards and grabbing a handful of chips from the bag that’s currently jammed into the cup holder.
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Izzy's in need of a job so he signs up as a driver for an escort service. He's not sure what he was expecting, but Roach, his assigned escort, exceeds all his expectations.
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17 May 2023
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25 Jan 2023
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Ochre, Resin, and Light. by onlyoneday for fangsforasking
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Jan 2023
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Pygmalion inspired Steddyhands in which Ed and Izzy, top conservation artists at London's National Portrait Gallery, restore an antique portrait of an unknown man for an upcoming show. Strange, then, when Ed starts seeing the guy for real. He is real...right?
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Or; the one where Ed and Izzy get super horny about a painting, and then find out the guy is real and get super horny about him as well.
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- Part 1 of Ochre, Resin, and Light
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16 Jan 2023
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08 Oct 2022
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08 Oct 2022
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“I moved to a new flat because I’ve just walked out on my wife of twenty five years. And our two children. Without telling them. Well, I left a letter, but it was brief.”
I started to think he’d hung up. Then he said “go on”.
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A preposterous AU with a preposterous meet cute. Featuring Ed's terribly named sex shop, Stede being a proud ally of the LGBT community and surprisingly tame sex given the premise. Unbetaed.
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- Part 1 of Baddy Zaddy
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Bookmarked by Colormeobvious
12 Sep 2022